Jason will gift everyone their own action figures.
Platinum
Jason will gift everyone their own action figures.
Jason will gift everyone their own action figures.
Kurrkat Vantas
Tad Cooper
Hee that's a common theme
Platinum
Karina barely knows anyone, so they all get sweets.
mischief maker
yesssss
6LilacMimeLions
cortana's going to start collecting master chief action figures
6LilacMimeLions
presumably to the chief's stoic disapproval
Platinum
"This one's the variant with holographic explosions and weapons fire. This one's the one that you can program to treat your house as an obstacle course. This one's the one that's got the armor you remove in
Platinum
layers to see how they think it all works. Seems they think his interiors resemble a Terminator. This one's the one that's programmed to interact with the user like they're his buddy/commander..."
6LilacMimeLions
this one comes with a little me! look at me!
FESTIVE ZELDA
someone get cortana a chief figure where he removes his helmet and has another helmet underneath
6LilacMimeLions
i'm so cute
6LilacMimeLions
Platinum
helmets all the way down
6LilacMimeLions
halo in-jokes
Platinum
and these are the fan-modded Freelancer variants
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
are you telling me he DOESN'T?
Platinum
like Delaware with intense coma action
6LilacMimeLions
fuck man my chest hurts from this damn cold, stop making me laugh explosively
Platinum
Videl gets one that's just slightly more high quality than the rest
Platinum
It has kung fu action grip!
FESTIVE ZELDA
HAH
mischief maker
jelly
FESTIVE ZELDA
there are bootleg spiderwoman action figures where the webbing comes from her ass
Tad Cooper
Well.... it's.... scientifically accurate
FESTIVE ZELDA
exactly
FESTIVE ZELDA
nonhumanoid sentient fans don't understand why her webbing doesn't come out of her ass like a regular spider
Tad Cooper
Because no one works with heroes with butt powers.
Platinum
the hard part is getting the sound effect right
Platinum
so many of them just go sploot sploot sploot instead of thwip thwip thwip
FESTIVE ZELDA
/dying
mischief maker
......
6LilacMimeLions
someone please start collecting the most horrifying bootleg figures and only those
mischief maker
well time to head to the drop page.......
6LilacMimeLions
it seems like the kind of thing dave would do
Tad Cooper
Sploot
Platinum
splooter-woman
tinybro
it is absolutely the kind of thing dave would do