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write a plerk fic in the replies

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plerb and plurk kissed the end

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Plurk was shaking, but ready to tell their crush, Plerb, about their true feelings. Plurk has been feeling like this for years, but was afraid because they were scared Plerb only saw them as their

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capitalist rival, with too many ads on the homepage and a shitty timeline. Plurk took a deep breath, and walked up to Plerb, butterflies in their stomach.

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And then…………… suddenly just as I plerb kissed me passionately. plerb climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. they took of my top and I took of their clothes. I even took of my bra

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"H-hey Plerb..." Plurk stuttered, immediately regretting trying to do this at all. Plurk was filled with so much anxiety, they couldn't even describe it.

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. Then they put their userbase into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time

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"What do you want?" Plerb scowled, clearly busy trying to deal with their crashes because of the sudden burst of activity they had due to a user in Tumblr.

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'Oh no - they're going to refuse theyre going to refuse theyre going to refuse-' Plurk panicked in their head, but they knew there was no turning back now.

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"Well..." Plurk took a deep breath, prepared to confess. Long enough for Plerb to say, "Well, well what?" Plerb was suddenly very interested, and Plurk felt like they were too visibly nervous.

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"So I've liked you for a long time, and I was too scared to say anything..." Plurk trailed off. Plerb was rather surprised, blushing just a little. "Like as in - love?" Plerb inquired.

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Plurk nodded, "Yeah -" but was quickly cut off by plerb. "I've liked you too, Plurk." Plerb smiled.

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The End.

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