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good morning plurk tmw you surpass frustration and enter a zen state of apathy. (btw this is holiday Sɪɢɢʏ ᴀᴢᴀʟᴇᴀ/Nemo)
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tldr the guy who closes with me wednesday and thursday was out sick again, and while my good coworker who lives in the same co-op as him reports he was Genuinely Ill today, he's... been calling out for much
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less for the past few weeks
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and closing alone is
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getting on my nerves ((
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ok plurk
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( :
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I'm not technically alone I have my bikers but they're in and out so much on delivery I can't put them to much use until we close.
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Even if he was genuinely sick, he's too frail/too flaky to have a shift that no one will conceivably cover.
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I'm done!! I'm done being understanding. I'm irritated~
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Everyone else is irritated too, considering he texts them all at least twice a week trying to cover his shifts for him.
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he's a laughing stock at this point. I feel bad but I'm rapidly starting not to.
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grumbles into the morning.
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he also keeps trying to ask me to hang out on my days off. boy I barely associate with people I love on my days off, you aren't getting one iota of my time off the clock. ( :
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also I'm your boss.
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also I had coworkers stopping in drunk and offering to help cover your ass when I was slammed~~ One of them was out because it was her birthday and she still tried to help!! 
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I kicked her out to have a good time, but still
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I've got dumb work family way better than this, why can't I have someone competent and reliable on these days...
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gargles
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back to being zen.
kronprins
wraps nemo in a blanket
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burritos gratefully
burritos gratefully
naptime.
ah jesus....i hope he shapes up soon
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I've got Words if he doesn't. 
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also tbh I say boy but he's older than me so he Really has no excuse.
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weh nomo .... gently shoves him towards productivity
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cease this immediately, coworker >:c
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