King of Games
My family is super democrat, and I haven't spoken to my extended family for 25+ years. So this holiday, for the low low price of feeding me, I will fight with YOUR family for you.
King of Games
Have a misoginistic uncle? I will challenge him at every moment while passing the potatoes.
King of Games
need to tell your mom to support trans people otherwise she's a worthless piece of shit? I'm on it.
King of Games
I want to make this a Craigslist ad
sarkat
ahaha we obviously don't celebrate, and live across the pond, but I'd take you up on that 
King of Games
I'M ON MY WAY.
Unthwackability
Sadly, my aunt is only crazy, not politically crazy or I would hire you.
King of Games
not that I can speak eloquently to any polish specific problems, but I'll try.
squissie
where you at? my family is super open and supportive as fuck but we'll feed people :3
King of Games
Silicon Valley
King of Games
Specifically Foster City.
squissie
i'm in a terrible far away land called Dallas
King of Games
I've never been to texas.
King of Games
is it snowing? Do you get snow?
squissie
we've gotten snow before. today it's like... 70 out
squissie
usually late jan/early feb we get some nasty ice snow thing
argent
IS snow a plus or minus
King of Games
I've never seen snow IRL before, it's a plus
ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙɪɢ ғʀᴏɢ
can i send you to my family even if i'm not going to be with my family?
ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙɪɢ ғʀᴏɢ
i want to put the leftist fear in them without actually having to look at any of them.
King of Games
Just show up "I'M YOUR FAMILY NOW PUNKS." And start replacing all their silverware with organic post consumer product non-plastic cutlery.
ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙɪɢ ғʀᴏɢ
you should also emphasize the fact that they voted for a man literally hiring neo nazis. like every five seconds. they're very white and prone to the I'M NOT RACIST school of thought...
ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙɪɢ ғʀᴏɢ
and bring up the dapl.
ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙɪɢ ғʀᴏɢ
frankly, i would pay for this service, but i'd actually have to talk to one of them to get you invited.
Lady Stardust
my mum is a hippie but this is such a good idea XD
Amiho ho ho
I would send you to my US family but seeing as I live in NZ, they've never invited me to Thanksgiving anyway
ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙɪɢ ғʀᴏɢ
ok that's the rudest shit i've ever heard
King of Games
Today we give thanks for the Ferguson protests, sit your ass down Uncle Jimmy, I brought slides
ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙɪɢ ғʀᴏɢ
where do they live, i'll fight them just over the invite.
ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙɪɢ ғʀᴏɢ
syd, please make a thorough scrapbook on systematic oppression for this business.
King of Games
Every time someone says "I'm not Racist, but..." I'll just interject with quotes from CNN and call them the wrong names. "I'm not racist but.. But you aren't sure if Jew's are people? Is that right Carol?"
King of Games
"I'm not racist but... Why can't they go home and be happy we gave them any rights at all? Is that what you were gonna say Judith?"
King of Games
Gather round kids, we're gonna play pin the glass ceiling on these famous women of history.
Amiho ho ho
if the lack of invite was me, it's... not that rude to not invite someone who doesn't celebrate the holiday and would pay around $2k just for flights 
Amiho ho ho
I just want someone to point out to them that Trump ain't gonna help them as Filipinos, what black footballers are taking a knee for, the Hamilton cast's curtain call wasn't harrassment, etc
King of Games
I really should make a scrapbook you can all mail to your relatives.
Amiho ho ho
a zine might be cheaper 
King of Games
I'm sure without much trouble I could tailor them to people too: Here's all the shitty things Trump is planning to do to Filipinos. Here's how repealing Obamacare is gonna affect you white folks..
Amiho ho ho
here's how things go to shit without legal abortion and Planned Parenthood
argent
Come to Pennsylvania then :>
SouthernMoonshine
No fighting required you could come to AL and get fed and be confused by the football talk
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
i would volunteer my family but the fact that we have undocumented people in our family has instilled even the most conservative of my relatives with deep trump hate
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
HAHAH JUST IN TIME FOR 'ALL THE SHITTY THINGS TRUMP IS PLANNING TO DO TO FILIPINOS'
King of Games
I watch football. I would not be confused by the football talk. I can scream Roll Tide too.
King of Games
I'LL MAKE YOU A SCRAPBOOK. You can share with your family.
King of Games
"And here's where he said he'd bring back internment camps for any immigrant..."
King of Games
I just need to fight someone to make myself feel better because I'm all wound up by my cousins being like: Look we voted and it didn't change shit.
Grimme
If only I could get you down here for some people I know.
King of Games
Hold tight to them pearls Aunt Gretchen and dim the lights cousin Bertha, Sydney's got a powerpoint about Intersectionality.
Grimme
And afterwards, Kristyn will come out of the kitchen with some of those really soft cookies from Walmart. "Who wants cookies? 
"
"
Grimme
Then they can choke on them.
King of Games
cookies but no milk or eggnog. YES WE SHALL MAKE THEM SUFFER.
wolfgirl winter
ok I don't think anyone linked them yet so here are some resources for talking effectively to your shitty family: 
Thanksgiving
Speak Up: Responding to Everyday Bigotry
King of Games
That is not me eating your food and yelling tho. D:
wolfgirl winter
....it seems more practicable,
SouthernMoonshine
Pfffft if you yell Roll Tide you will fit right in
King of Games
I've been to Alabama. I got this. XD
Homicidal A.I
I love your plan
Homicidal A.I
also Surprise educational powerpoints should be a thing
Homicidal A.I
Let me sit your ass down while we look over why vaccines are GOOD/ slightly off topic but a rage point
King of Games
Here's some doctored photos of what would happen if your family got TB.
Homicidal A.I
where did I get these pictures, WHAT DOES IT MATTER? LOOK AT THIS also facebook you idiot.