The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:43 AM
TMI TMI TMI
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:43 AM
things not to do: use way too much lube in the bathtub
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:43 AM
then attempt to take a shower to clean off
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:44 AM
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:44 AM
nearly slipped and fell?
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:44 AM
it was like a gag reel or something, where I slipped and caught myself like five times and then finally
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:44 AM
just WENT DOWN
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:44 AM
you ok?
Puliway
@magicnme
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:45 AM
oh gosh
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:45 AM
haha yeah I have a couple bruises and had to pop a shoulder back in socket
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:45 AM
but nothing is broken!
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:45 AM
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN THIS THOUGH
DryadGurrl
@DryadGurrl
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:45 AM
your version of okay sounds like mine: "Oh I can still breathe with one lung, breathing with both lungs is for losers!"
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:46 AM
LMAO PRETTY MUCH YEAH
Puliway
@magicnme
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:46 AM
I shouldn't be laughing so hard but wheeze, thanks for sharing
Robin Season
@fuyunoakegata
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:46 AM
Robin Season
@fuyunoakegata
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:47 AM
so much for the "you can never use too much lube" saying >>
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:47 AM
LMAO WELL I MEAN I POSTED IT TO LAUGH AT
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:48 AM
look it took a lot of lube
Robin Season
@fuyunoakegata
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:48 AM
I thought was too mean to use, though ;-)
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:48 AM
no one wants more detailed tmi than that I'm sure
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:49 AM
IDK THAT IS A LOVELY EMOTE
HIKIKOMORTIS
@karmacitadel
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:49 AM
Holy crap...
Puliway
@magicnme
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:49 AM
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:51 AM
Masturbation can be very dangerous
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:51 AM
I mean, if you're a klutz/idiot like me
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:51 AM
(LOL)
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:52 AM
I should just go back to using the bed and coming in my own face (tears)
HIKIKOMORTIS
@karmacitadel
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:56 AM
Coming in your... I... how does that work without a dick...??
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:57 AM
lmao because I put my feet up on the wall and inched them up until I was sort of upside down, playing with angles
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:57 AM
may I ask what the plan was with all that lube?
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:57 AM
IDK I MEAN I JUST GET BORED SOMETIMES
Robin Season
@fuyunoakegata
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:57 AM
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:57 AM
er. i mean. um. (unsure)
Robin Season
@fuyunoakegata
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:58 AM
<<
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:58 AM
oh, thanks for updating after I posted plurk
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:58 AM
I was playing with a glass dildo and a slim vibrator anally at the same time, to rattle it
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:58 AM
I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WANTED THAT MUCH DETAIL I'M SORRY
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:59 AM
hearing the end of the tale I wanted to know how you got there :-)
Puliway
@magicnme
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:59 AM
time for Zexion to approve
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:59 AM
I mean it was fun and all! I just didn't realize how much of my lube was on the bottom of the tub when I decided to stand up and shower
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 1:59 AM
LMFAO OF COURSE ZEX WOULD APPROVE
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:00 AM
/looks at muselist
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:00 AM
I'm pretty sure Kyouko would approve too
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:01 AM
/snort
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:02 AM
It's an awfully cute toy:
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:02 AM
but I really kind of like the rattling you get when you use something else that vibrates with a glass toy, it's fun
Robin Season
@fuyunoakegata
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:03 AM
I hadn't actually thought to do that, just temperature play
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:06 AM
temp play is fun too!
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:07 AM
glass toys are great
Robin Season
@fuyunoakegata
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:22 AM
and they clean soooo well
Robin Season
@fuyunoakegata
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:23 AM
damnit. I need to dig mine out, now. first you get me wanting food, now this. -_-
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:25 AM
HAHAHA
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:25 AM
I stimulate all your appetites
Robin Season
@fuyunoakegata
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:27 AM
The Fool
@lecanis
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:28 AM
Robin Season
@fuyunoakegata
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 2:28 AM
cricketussy
@zeroq1
Wed, Nov 2, 2016 5:29 AM
That toy is so colorful, I like it
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