

UnimpressedLion
[the booze-ahol] Its 3am


UnimpressedLion
aaaand Ive been drinking

UnimpressedLion
I have such a low threshold for alcohol lol

UnimpressedLion
but for once Im not super depressed so thats good

UnimpressedLion
also, my boobs look great rn

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
no leo

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
bad

UnimpressedLion
which is important

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
bad

UnimpressedLion
No, GOOD

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
BAD LEO

UnimpressedLion
ps.


UnimpressedLion
best leo

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶


UnimpressedLion


𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
look at what you did, now i have alcohol

UnimpressedLion
Ive only had 2 drinks. and soon I am going to bed. matchy-matchy.


𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
i blame u

UnimpressedLion
are you having a nice time?

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
when are you gonna come back to my house so we can drink

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
jerkbutt i miss u

UnimpressedLion
I miss you too


𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
weh

UnimpressedLion


𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
IAM 4 SHOTS INTO THIS BOTTLE OF JIM BEAM.

UnimpressedLion
THATS ENOUGH SHOTS

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
I AGREE THIS IS YOUR FAULT

UnimpressedLion
MIX SOME WITH COLA AND CALL IT A NIGHT

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
i had some apple cider instead!

UnimpressedLion
I ONLY HAVE 1 SHOT AND IT WAS FIREBALL.

UnimpressedLion
NOT MY FAULT

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
IIIIII BLAME U

UnimpressedLion
NOT FAIR

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
im sleepy now

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
this is also your fault

UnimpressedLion
GO TO BED THEN

UnimpressedLion
DREAM OF HEFTY TITTIES AND FREE DINNER

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
tits and dinner

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
titter

𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶
dinnies

UnimpressedLion
yes