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So, I have a story from Florida.
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this is for you.
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So we were driving around Miami beach, trying to find parking...
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And of course we were there at a time when all the lots were filled up, and we were kind of just stalking people in our car as they walked back to theirs...
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And my friends keep rolling down the window and shouting out the window to be like HEY ARE YOU LEAVING
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CAN WE TAKE YOUR PARKING SPOT
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and people are getting weirded out 'cause we're a car full of crazy loud people and they're just trying to walk peacefully by the beach lmao
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So we pass by this sort-of-attractive guy and my friends are like STICK, STICK, ASK HIM IF HE'S LEAVING
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and I had not been yelling because I'm super-shy and embarrassed
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but I roll the window down and
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I meant to just say "hey!" but I accidentally
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kind of said it more like, "Heeeeeey~!"
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all friendly-like
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AND THE GUY LIKE
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DOUBLE-TAKES
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and then he smiles and says it back like "heeey 
"
"
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and my friends are fuckin' cracking up but I'm just like "ARE YOU LEAVING WE WANT YOUR SPOT D:"
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but he's all smiling and shit and points to where he's leaving
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fdjskdlf so we follow him back to his spot and the whole time my friends are just like "DAAAMN STICK way to take one for the team"
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"He thinks he's gonna get with u..."
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and I'm just dying because all I wanted was a parking spot
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making jokes like "Yeah I'll do a lot for somewhere to park the car. "
"
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and then what's worse is that as we're parking and trying to pay
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the guy in his van comes back around a SECOND TIME like he's gonna come back around
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and I'm like dude I'll just
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not make eye contact
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/eyes down on the concrete
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so lmao that's it, that's my story
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i accidentally hit on a dude
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My friends were like, "You even leaned right out the window and everything"
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and I'm like, "I just wanted him to hear me... I have a quiet voice..."
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"heeey~~ you leavin'?"
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"oh... yeah I am. "
"
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"great~~~"
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It was so dumb...
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And a total accident...
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This is why I don't do stuff like this.
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Lmfao
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I feel like that would have been me
N ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ◈◇◇
LMaO
MOVING
LMFKASHUGR oh my god, Stick
Kari
lmfao omg you cinnamon roll
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I did not mean it!! 
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Lmao it's still coming up... Sobs...
MOVING
pats.....
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heeEEEeey~
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Im still laughing
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I'll be laughing at this until the day that I die and I wasnt even there
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Pffft I can't help it, I'm giggling a bit.
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picture her noodle-arms waving tantalizingly out the window