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me every ten minutes, waiting for my tracking info to update so i know when my keyboard will arrive:
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I WANT MY PIANO
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I SHOULD'VE COUGHED UP THE DOUGH FOR EXPRESS SHIPPING BUT I WAS BEING CHEAP
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and now I'm paying for it 
the arrogance of man
the arrogance of man
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
LMAO
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
i feel this
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r u waiting on a package too, comrade
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
I was last night
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
I also get like this whenever I order something from amazon
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
esp amazon prime now so i stalk the webpage watching the delivery person drive around the neighborhood
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
and im like BRING ME MY POTSTICKERS
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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RIGHT..... WHERE'S MY SHIT. YOU BETTER AT LEAST ATTEMPT DELIVERY MOTHERFUCKER
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
RIGHT
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bruh I'm always terrified that someone will ship me things fedex bc the driver who had my place in their route is a LAZY PRICK who doesnt even open the gate
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
WHY IS FEDEX SUCH SHIT?
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
the only time i ever see fedex working is if you're a business
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
otherwise, they won't even fucking come to your door
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
they won't even deliver the fucking package they'll just
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
say they couldnt get in when they never even stepped out of their truck
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EXACTLY
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
fedex works just fine at work though
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I FUCKING HATE FEDEX THEY'RE SUCH SHIT RESIDENTIAL BUT THEY SUCH CORPORATE DICK
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SUCK*
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
we have a dedicated fedex guy and we see him every day and he does a good job
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same here, work fedex is fffiiiine
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
it's because of buying bulk supplies i get
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
.. bet *
ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
in order for fedex chan to love you, you have to buy 2000000 prepaid boxes and envelopes
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idk man but it's fuckin annoying
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LUCKILY these are coming ups
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not great but better than fedex