

where am i
me every ten minutes, waiting for my tracking info to update so i know when my keyboard will arrive:


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I WANT MY PIANO

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I SHOULD'VE COUGHED UP THE DOUGH FOR EXPRESS SHIPPING BUT I WAS BEING CHEAP

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and now I'm paying for it
the arrogance of man


ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
LMAO

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
i feel this

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r u waiting on a package too, comrade

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
I was last night

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
I also get like this whenever I order something from amazon

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
esp amazon prime now so i stalk the webpage watching the delivery person drive around the neighborhood

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
and im like BRING ME MY POTSTICKERS

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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RIGHT..... WHERE'S MY SHIT. YOU BETTER AT LEAST ATTEMPT DELIVERY MOTHERFUCKER

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
RIGHT

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bruh I'm always terrified that someone will ship me things fedex bc the driver who had my place in their route is a LAZY PRICK who doesnt even open the gate

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
WHY IS FEDEX SUCH SHIT?

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
the only time i ever see fedex working is if you're a business

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
otherwise, they won't even fucking come to your door

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
they won't even deliver the fucking package they'll just

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
say they couldnt get in when they never even stepped out of their truck

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EXACTLY

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
fedex works just fine at work though

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I FUCKING HATE FEDEX THEY'RE SUCH SHIT RESIDENTIAL BUT THEY SUCH CORPORATE DICK

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SUCK*

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
we have a dedicated fedex guy and we see him every day and he does a good job

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same here, work fedex is fffiiiine

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
it's because of buying bulk supplies i get

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
.. bet *

ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛ☆
in order for fedex chan to love you, you have to buy 2000000 prepaid boxes and envelopes

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idk man but it's fuckin annoying

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LUCKILY these are coming ups

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not great but better than fedex