I typed "spark" and my phone's first autofill suggestion was "sparkletits".

This is the life I lead.

great life choices

this is familiar... mine will autocorrect a swyped 'about' to 'assnut' like half the time

You type "assnut" once and it's all over.

to be fair this is mostly because my friend Logan and I are terrible at each other

"shitbean" and "assnut" are like our most common 'nicknames' when we say hi

Well I think "sparkletits" is what we call some of our barbie bases... The ones with like, sparkly plastic shirts/tops because they're ballerinas or ALIENS or something.

"Lesser sparkletits" is definitely a phrase I texted once.

LMFKASHUGR amazing

ASSNUT is such a good name tho

I feel it in my soul