why do my cats decide to be hungry at 8 am no matter how late they're feed the night before

And why am I the only one sensitive enough to wake to cat cries

Also why am I able to mix up meals for these guys but too tired to cook for myself...

Noooo make delicious eggies

I super want them but I have to clear out the dishwasher so I can clear out the sink

It's worth it, Luc

Wooooorrrthhh iiiittt

YEAH....