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[RL] mfw I get home from work and this greets me:


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BIKE ZELDA
oh lord tell us that one isn't ours.......

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...... I don't think you'd appreciate it if I lied, Jen....

mischief maker
gently grips Jen's shoulder

[ mae ]
.... what the hell

𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
boy do i have some news for you

BIKE ZELDA


BIKE ZELDA
good god just spit it out already

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jen

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that's our ac unit

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without a fan

[ mae ]
did someome steal our fan

𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷
...did...did some douche up and steal the fan out of the AC?

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I have no godly idea, so Luis and I are at the front office waiting our turn 8D

[ mae ]





[ mae ]
what the shit

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8D

𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
you know

[ mae ]





𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
i was having a good day today

𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
i got my first paycheck and i was very productive and i was pretty happy

𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
and then laura calls me

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and like a fucking anti aircraft round BAM THERE GOES MY MOOD MAYDAY MAYDAY IT'S GOING DOWN PULL UP PULL UP

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Don't shoot the messenger, pls

BIKE ZELDA
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
: i'm sorry i was so upset i read your comment as "i have good news for you"

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NEWS UPDATE

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apparently the maintinance people were looking at the different parts of the outside unit to figure out what to order

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except

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they apparently had to wait for us to get home so theycould be allowed access to the indoor unit

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ironically, he had just left the ac unit open a few minutes before I parked

BIKE ZELDA
do they actually plan to fix it today or are they going to be worthless?

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they're gonna be worthless according to luis