Moving this to own plurk: Kitchen Nightmares pokemon edition

"Are you really powering your entire place on one magnemite? Are you fucking kidding me?"

Just kidding Rise's grandmother would kill her before letting her near cameras and food

"You can't just wave the meat in front of a Charizard to cook it, the outside's charcoal but the inside is fucking raw!"

This does need to happen, though

"You Mudbray Balls" "You filthy Kalros Tepig!"