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I'm bored so this is a plurk where I talk about animes I have liked in an attempt to get you to watch them

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Starting with one I have been talking about a lot lately:

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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is a series about the Joestar family

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do they go on normal adventures

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Each arc is about a different member of the family, usually set in a different era of history

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No

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Nothing is normal about JJBA

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If you took all the garbage that shonen animes try and fail to pass off as cool and intersting

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and turned it up past 11 to like

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14

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And then make it 1000% sincere about being really exciting and dramatic

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And then gave it a really engagingly ugly art style involving lots of heavily muscled men

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That would pretty much be JJBA

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Seriously go watch it it's super fun

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It has psychics and vampires and chariot races

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On the exact OPPOSITE end of the spectrum:

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Flying Witch


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It is a very relaxing show about a girl who moves in with some relatives in the countryside so she can continue her training as a Witch

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She does low key magic and makes friends

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I don't really have much else to say about it, other than that it makes me feel good about life

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OH RIGHT I was going to include Warnings for these

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JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE WARNINGS: Violence, Gore, Absurdity

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FLYING WITCH WARNINGS: Literally none this show is wholesome

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Okay onwards

FOR THE CALD
FW will totally induce diabetes

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Sakamoto Desu Ga? Sometimes also called Haven't you Heard? I'm Sakamoto


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There...isn't much I can say about Sakamoto

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Sakamoto is a first year high school student and he is also the ultimate life form

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the show is a kind of surreal comedy about various people getting jealous about how perfect Sakamoto is, but ending up being turned into better people by his mysterious ways

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It is fucking hysterical

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WARNINGS: ????????????????????????????????????

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Magi: Labyrinth of Magic

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In much the same way that One Piece is a serious portrayal of the age of Caribbean Piracy

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Magi is a telling of the 1001 Arabian Nights

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Shonen action show about a strange boy with a mysterious past named Aladdin who has a genie in a magic flute.

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He makes friends with Ali-baba the wannabe bigshot, Morgiana the slave girl, and Sinbad the King of the Seven Seas, just to name a few

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It's a lot of fun, but also get's into some seriously fucked up themes

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About racism, class warfare, and dealing with personal tragedy and traumatic experiences

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Morgiana is the best character in anything ever

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WARNINGS: slavery, war, cartoony gore, mind control, and a bunch of other kinda creepy shit. At least it's the bad guys doing it.

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Gatchaman Crowds


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I don't really know anything about the older Gatchaman shows

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I was dared to watch Gatchaman and I know nothing

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Crowds is about a team of super powered guys who fight aliens

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Who recruit a new member to their secret base

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But the new members is asking weird questions

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Like "Why are we fighting these aliens anyways?"

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or "Why do we have secret identities?"

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It's

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really good?

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It's really really good

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It's about crowdsourcing heroism, and internet culture, and a bunch of other stuff

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That does sound cool

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Watch it you won't regret it

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the kickstarter of super heros

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Oh, I'm liking the sound of some of these...

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WARNINGS: Some kind of weird gender stuff? None of it is TOO bad but if that's a sensitive topic for you then...be warned?

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Kiznaiver


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In an effort to try to learn how to get humans to bond better, a research institute take 8 high school students and connects them with a strange mark

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The mark makes it so that if any of them feels any pain, that pain is distributed between all 8 of them

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Wait no there's only 7 of them with the marks

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It's got some very well written characters

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I was rooting for them

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WARNINGS: Nothing super obvious comes to mind. It's mainly just teenagers having ~DRAMA~

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Oh wait there is a few scenes that look kind of like suicide attempts

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That's something you gotta warn about

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Akame ga Kill


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I will not beat around the bush

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This show is trash

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It is garbage and I am garbage for liking it

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Akame ga Kill is about a team of assassins working to overcome a tyrannical and corrupt empire

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By killing guys

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There's a lot of people dying in this show

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Typically in pretty gory ways

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I think the only people I've seen complain about Gatchaman Crowds were people who watched the original and wanted it to be a lot more like that

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Such comments can be safely disregarded

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Anyways Akame ga Kill is an anime and a manga, and both versions have different strength and different weaknesses

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There is a very specific order for switching back and forth between them

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I can't remember it exactly but I think gardock can. If you want to watch it, let us know and we will give you the full run down

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WARNINGS: oooooh boy...

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Blood, gore, death, rape, and torture, most in large quantities

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Most of the switching I was talking about is so that you can dodge the worst of it

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Let's change gears:

IT'S HALLOWEEN
Honestly I'd just say read the manga and skip... the bonus chapter between 23 and 24, and.... pretty much the remainder of any chapter where Wild Hunt is like "Hey, let's Do A Thing."

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If you see a scene in a circus

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Abort

IT'S HALLOWEEN
Although really.

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Skip to the end of that chapter

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Monthly Girls' Nozaki-Kun


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There are a lot of shitstorms to weather.

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A high school girl finally works up the courage to admit her feelings to her crush, but he misunderstands what she is trying to say and gives her an autograph instead

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There's a reason everybody feels the need to be self-deprecative about liking it.

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Turns out he is secretly a big time shoujo manga artist

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Sakura (the girl) decides that the best way to get close to him is to help him with his art

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So she does

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Based on a 4koma series

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Very silly

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nozaki-kun is hilarious

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Here is why you should watch Nozaki-Kun:

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Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Funny Scene - Dating Sim Ga...

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Wait that video cuts off the punchline

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Oh well I guess you'll have to watch the show to find out what it is

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WARNINGS: nothing really. Just silliness

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Some older stuff you might have missed!

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The Vision of Escaflowne


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Hitomi, a high school girl on the track and field team, goes through a very improbable series of events that end up with her transported to a strange fantasy world

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Where people fight using giant suits of armor that are totally not robots what are you talking about

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There she gets caught up in helping a refugee prince battle to restore his kingdom

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It has some seriously pretty animation and sweet sword fights

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And also some really memorable villains

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Hell, all the characters are pretty memorable

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Escaflowne is rad

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Go watch it. Hitomi isn't a fighter but she's very good at not being a damsel in distress (most of the time)

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She drives a lot of the action

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WARNINGS: Violence. Some blood. Was originally scheduled to be a lot longer, but got cut short so the last episodes get kind of weird and confusing

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But like seriously look at this shit:

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Okay just in case you've been living under a rock for the last decade

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FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST


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A pair of brothers tried to use alchemy to bring their mother back to life, and got horribly cursed as a result. They now seek to repair their bodies with the forbidden Philosopher's Stone

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As the search, they uncover corruption and conspiracy within their homeland's government.

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It's

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It's good

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I promise

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WARNINGS: Violence, blood, gore, war.

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The Slayers


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Some guy played a whole bunch of D&D

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And then thought

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"I bet I could make a series about our D&D party*

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Slayers is the result

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A greedy sorceress, idiotic swordsman, justice obsessed cleric, and grumpy shaman go on ridiculous adventures together

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They have almost as much trouble dealing with their enemies as they do with each other

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It's very funny and at times very dramatic

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If you've ever played D&D you owe it to yourself to watch this

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If you've ever wondered what it's like to paly D&D, you should also watch this

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WARNINGS: Irresponsible use of magic

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Patlabor


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Patlabor is a slice of life comedy disguised as a police procedural disguised as a mecha action series

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Yes, you read that right

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In the not so distant future, giant robots (or "Labors") have become a common sight, and are mainly used for construction and such

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Sometimes, a construction worker gets drunk or angry and starts causing trouble with his labor

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That's when you call in the Mobile Police Labor Unit

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Mobile Police Division One is full of all of the most skilled and highly trained officers Japan can offer, and has resolved more incidents than you can count with professionalism and efficiency

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Patlabor

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about Division Two

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which is where they send all the weirdos who didn't fit into Division one

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WARNINGS: Some violence I guess?

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Trigun


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In the far future, humanity struggles on a distant desert world

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Here lives the legend of the infamous outlaw, the legendary Vash the Stampede, the man with the $$60,000,000,000 reward for his capture, dead or alive

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If you believe the rumors, Vash is a giant with a red coat and a huge weapon who leaves entire cities piled high with corpses wherever he goes.

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But a pair of agents from the Bernadelli Insurance Agency don't care. They need to hunt him down and makes sure someone is on hand to process the claims for the damages he causes

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Suffice to say, the rumors are perhaps not quite as accurate as they claim

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WARNINGS: Violence, some blood

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Rurouni Kenshin


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Ten years after the end of the fighting that led to the Meiji Restoration, Japan has become a relatively peaceful place

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Kenshin, a wandering swordsman, finds this peaceful world much to his liking

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Unfortunately, many people still remember him for his past, where he was a deadly assassin who killed dozens

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If you like ridiculous sword nonsense

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This is the series for you

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I would honestly recommend the manga over the anime

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the anime isn't bad, but it ran into the problem where it got ahead of the manga it was adapting, and had to start making shit up

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so like half the series is just meandering filler nonsense before puttering out to a non-ending

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The Manga does not have this problem and is quite good

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WARNINGS: Violence, blood, some drugs

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Cowboy Bebop


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Sci-fi series set in the far future. A bunch of bounty-hunters travel across the solar system in the ship Bebop

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And attempt various ridiculous things trying to make ends meet

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Very episodic

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Lots of cool martial arts

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SS+ rank Soundtrack

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One of the characters is a Corgi

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WARNINGS: you know what unless I state otherwise just assume that all the shows I'm listing here have Violence and some blood

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Diebuster


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Sequel to Gunbuster

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In the distant distant future, a girl from Mars decides she wants to be a Space Pilot and runs away from home

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You don't need to watch Gunbuster first

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But it does make a few scenes more meaningful

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If you're going to ever watch Gunbuster

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Watch it before Diebuster

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Anyways Diebuster's claim to fame is the most visually spectacular mecha fights in anything ever.

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Some people may disagree with that claim

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And to them I say:

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FIGHT ME IRL

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COME AT ME SCRUBLORDS I'M RIPPED

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WARNINGS: Violence etc. There is an attempted rape at one point

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It's only 6 episodes long

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Speaking of things that are 6 episodes long:

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FLCL


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I...uh...

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A strange girl shows up in Naoto's town and hits him in the head with a guitar

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Then robots start coming out of his forehead

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I couldn't make this shit up

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The whole thing is a metaphor for puberty

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WARNINGS: Super werid

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weird

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Oh right also FURTHER WARNING FOR FLCL: Some nudity

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as the #1 gunbuster stan i'm disagreeing, you need to watch gunbuster before diebuster. not because it's necessary to understand the plot but because you're a shell of a human until you've seen gunbuster

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All I'm saying is

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I watched Diebuster first

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And my experiences were:

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1: Diebuster was still pretty easy to follow except for a few scenes

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2: Gunbuster looked way ugly in comparison

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I mean Gainax was a way smaller and less experienced company at the time so I don't hold it against them

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It's just

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If you're going to watch it watch it first or the difference in art quality will be kind of jarring

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And you probably should watch it

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Duo is not wrong

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gunbuster and diebuster are also both pretty fuckin gay so there's that too

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things not to do: crunchyroulette

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Yes

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diebuster is gayer for sure, though.

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This is accurate

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Gunbuster is a bit gay

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Diebuster is extremely gay

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These are some pretty legit recs

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very

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If I get anyone to watch any of these, I will consider it a victory