veth
Your character gets to ask mine one question and get a guaranteed 100% honest answer. Go for it y/n
veth
protip: ask something really embarrassing
veth
knuxiechan .......no.......... he just thinks giant bugs are weird but okay yes she actually is kind of cute sometimes
veth
shut up this never happened
veth
look he only had to be honest for one answer ok
E.S. Levi
The Enforcers want to know how much Valmont's missed them.
veth
E.S. Levi uuuUUUGGGHH A LOT, OKAY, THEY ARE HIS ONLY FRIENDS AND HE WAS VERY LONELY
veth
ok time for him to die now
E.S. Levi
Awwww, but they missed you too!
veth
if they try to hug him he swears to god
E.S. Levi
...Finn and Ratso would. Chow goes 'eww hugs'.
veth
>:| why do you all like making his life miserable
E.S. Levi
...Well. Chow's just generally mean and has odd ways of showing affection.
veth
At least that's something V can understand.
E.S. Levi
Finn and Ratso are just affectionate types, though. Sorry V.
veth
E.S. Levi
At least they're easy to read?
veth
But hard to understand.
E.S. Levi
It's called being a people person.
veth
E.S. Levi
...It helps to have emotions other than 'grump' and 'sulk'.
veth
He has other emotions! They just mostly come out around money.
E.S. Levi
Okay, emotions other than 'grump', 'sulk' and 'mine'.
veth
Now you're asking a lot.
E.S. Levi
One of these days, they will teach you how to have fun.
E.S. Levi
But see, then you have to get him to ADMIT he has any kind of interest in a person instead of just what that person can get him.
veth
It's a long and arduous process.
E.S. Levi
Getting him to have fun or getting him to admit he values anyone for reasons beyond their usefulness?
veth
Y...es?
E.S. Levi
V, if you keep making that pouty/grumpy face, it's going to get stuck like that.
E.S. Levi
TMI! Ignore Finn turning bright red.
E.S. Levi
He hates you so much.
Phastivus
for Valmont - how many zeroes would have to be on a check for him to french kiss Wario
Phastivus
inquiring Pegasus wants to know
veth
knuxiechan sometimes he does
veth
Phastivus ........okay before he answers this incredibly terrible question, are the zeroes actually preceded by something, because if you write him a check for $0000000000 he swears to god
Phastivus
...they could be preceded by a one. and a decimal point, shhh
veth
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veth
ANYWAY it's going to have to be at least 9 zeroes before he'll even consider it
veth
(give him enough money and he really would do it though tbh)
Phastivus
Pity the murdertrain didn't really happen, that would've been fun
veth
We could always rope Lepo into the worst PSL ever.
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