Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:43 PM
Thank god for canon-puncturing panfandom RP
so I can write shit like this.
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:43 PM
I just love that Luke's life here is equal opportunity actual horrible angst and like... witnessing his dad's head as a toaster.
Lady Stardust
@Lizblackdog
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:44 PM
I made an ngodly noise out loud when i read that XD
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:44 PM
Hardison feels very awkward. I, on the other hand, am cackling
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:44 PM
Of course, I'm writing it concurrent with a thread with Anakin-Vader about forgiving him for killing Padme...
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:44 PM
fiercebadrabbit
: Luke honestly has no idea what to think.
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:44 PM
Like how do you even respond to that?
tᥙɾƙᥱყ⳽!🦃
@deadscorpy
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:45 PM
omg kylo needs to see that
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:45 PM
AHAHAHA
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@deadscorpy
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:46 PM
no mortal blade
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:47 PM
How surreal. Dude cuts off your hand, you find out he's your dad, you almost die trying to redeem him then he dies and you drag his body out to burn it
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:47 PM
then someone's making fucking toast
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:47 PM
Hardison's defense is excellent, shh
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:47 PM
TOO SOON
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:48 PM
...You can have some pop tarts?
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:51 PM
weirdest therapy
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:53 PM
tᥙɾƙᥱყ⳽!🦃
@deadscorpy
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:54 PM
oh luke
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@deadscorpy
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:55 PM
and then he blew up the death star a week later
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 6:59 PM
he's making up for lost time
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@deadscorpy
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:00 PM
hey, we might get a Leia! I've been talking to someone who's thinking of apping
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:03 PM
ooh, who is it?
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@deadscorpy
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:04 PM
new person, nobody I've talked to before
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@deadscorpy
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:05 PM
they said they'll prob throw her on the tdm
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:12 PM
cool
Jay
@Fuzzytale
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:24 PM
lol, oh man, <#
Jay
@Fuzzytale
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:24 PM
<3*
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:25 PM
I'm just imagining Luke being over there when the toaster starts to malfunction and smells all burnt and he has awful flashbacks
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:25 PM
It's partly there because Hardison thinks annoying Eliot with weird kitchen stuff is funny, for the record
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:26 PM
Which probably happens. Novelty toasters are generally not well constructed, I'd imagine
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:29 PM
indeed
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:29 PM
like, I wonder if Luke has problems with burnt plastic
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:35 PM
I need a picture of Luke sadly eating pop tarts next to a Vader toaster
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@deadscorpy
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:36 PM
randomly traumatized by the smell of burnt plastic... /dying now
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:36 PM
yup
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:40 PM
Pop tarts are a hell of a consolation. Apparently earth food is gross as well as prepared by deranged weirdos.
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:41 PM
given everything we see Luke eat, I assume anything is manna
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@deadscorpy
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:42 PM
there's a section in the wiki on tatooine foods.
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@deadscorpy
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:42 PM
dung worms, 'nuff said
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:43 PM
Have you tasted pop tarts, though
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:48 PM
There's that and the tin box of rations we see on dagobah
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 7:49 PM
I think Luke probably has gone crazy for barge food
no mortal blade
@with_discipline
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 8:12 PM
LOL excellent
Sσяяч mυѕт ∂αѕн
@snowyone
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 8:33 PM
Seconding. That's funny as hell
Sσяяч mυѕт ∂αѕн
@snowyone
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 8:33 PM
Poor Luke.
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 8:47 PM
no mortal blade
: someday I want to write Kyle and Luke eating ice cream
no mortal blade
@with_discipline
Sat, Jul 2, 2016 8:51 PM
LOL it will be a long time coming
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 2:50 PM
shh ice cream heals all wounds
spicy mycophile
@Zoharial
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 4:23 PM
"There's not a toaster with my face in it, is there?"
i dieded
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 6:56 PM
oh god now they're discussing Halloween costumes and Hardison dressing up and Luke and then Lando
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 6:57 PM
Luke's poor brain
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 7:00 PM
I can't even tell you how much Hardison is messing with him
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 7:00 PM
Luke's trying so hard to be chill
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 7:01 PM
Wait until he hears about "Come to the dark side, we have cookies" shirts
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 7:01 PM
oh my god
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 7:02 PM
he should get that for christmas or something
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 7:03 PM
Star Wars merch mystery box
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 7:04 PM
I'm so mean to him
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 7:28 PM
Luke is messing with Hardison, now
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 7:48 PM
Hardison is kinda hard to mess with, but good try
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 7:52 PM
Well he's Luke
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 7:53 PM
Irksomely unflappable in the face of everyone's best efforts, completely overreacting to ordinary stimuli, that's Hardison
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Sun, Jul 3, 2016 7:54 PM
lol
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 5:02 PM
"Plus, me and the toaster are kind of related. It's only fair." <-- Luke on why he wants a pop tart
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 5:02 PM
Because it's the closest he'll ever get to Dad cooking for him
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 5:07 PM
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 5:09 PM
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:27 PM
ok but do you want Luke to get a sugar high
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:27 PM
and then crash
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:29 PM
He'll hardly be able to avoid it if he keeps eating things Hardison gives him
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:32 PM
true
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:32 PM
I'm just going to headcanon that Luke comes from a diet of relative scarcity
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:32 PM
at the very least, unvarying
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:36 PM
Makes sense. And Hardison's approach to food is frankly kinda bizarre (though at least a little of it is performative and designed to annoy Eliot)
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:37 PM
/nod
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:37 PM
This is because Eliot is ridic about food
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:39 PM
He really does eat like a twelve year old, but it's because he's lazy, not a matter of principle.
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:41 PM
this is why I eat like a 12 year old as well. Also, I am picky.
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:45 PM
It solves a lot of problems, as long as you don't mind the ones caused by the fact that humans cannot comfortably live on instant noodles.
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:52 PM
... I haven't received that message yet
fiercebadrabbit
@fiercebadrabbit
Mon, Jul 4, 2016 9:53 PM
I just eat carrots and bell peppers
with
ramen and I haven't died yet
Luke Skywanker
@original_fine
Thu, Jul 7, 2016 9:57 PM
meanwhile, Tiffany to Luke: "hey, wanna hang out?"
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