Crime Gé
[4th] We are on a fire/fireworks ban WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING FIREWORKS
Kbity
because fuck logic
Kbity
fuck your trees and houses
Megan
because america
Crime Gé
there is literally a fire ban because of how fucking dry the area is
Crime Gé
the 1st is no surprise it's friday night
Crime Gé
I expected weekend celebrations but the fireworks?
Crime Gé
like the local cities/counties/etc all cancelled their fireworks
Kbity
you're not gonna stop drunk people with explosives from setting them off
Kbity
if you know where they're coming from you could call the cops
Crime Gé
nope all I know is i hear them
NotEnoughCoffee
Maybe they're Canadian?
Crime Gé
well we're practically in Canada so it's possible
NotEnoughCoffee
Makes the date make more sense.
Kbity
there's only one way to tell
Kbity
go into their homes
Kbity
if they have this above their mantle: 
they're canadian
they're canadian
Crime Gé
well that's not unlike 95% of the local's stuff as it is
Kbity
as is tradition
CricketMomJenn
As is tradition
ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫
True 'mericans can't be bothered with things like firework bans
Kbity
that's infringin' on my rights as a murrican
tronja307020
People don't give a shit about fireworks bans, or the date.
tronja307020
As someone who sends along all those fireworks complaints to the police in a big city, I can guarantee, they're probably going to be shooting them off for a week prior and after the 4th.
cynicalsleeper
because Canada Day