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[khr rp/this plurk is full of sin] I'm laughing now
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the purpose of maids at a maid cafe are to squeeze as much money they can out of you (especially since there's a basic fee for how long you stay there)
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and I'm just imagining Chikusa going straight to M.M. ...
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because if there's anyone who'd know how to be an expert gold digger, it's her
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the one thing she got to see Chikusa think about/do before Mukuro
♕Mimi Chi♕
Omg... Chikusa so wise. This is why he's the housewife and head of finances tbh.
♕Mimi Chi♕
But yeah Mukuro will be buttmad a bit. YOU THINK MM IS A BETTER GOLD DIGGER THAN HIM?
♕Mimi Chi♕
She is but still have some damn loyalty Chikusa.
♕Mimi Chi♕
But yes good Chikusa please start making more decisions without involving Mukuro it will improve your life.
duck bastard
Considering how much she gets out of Mukuro's bank account, yes???
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it shouldn't even be a question mukuro-sama 8I
♕Mimi Chi♕
LOOK do you know how hard it is to find someone who can boil someone else's insides and look stylish while doing so?!
♕Mimi Chi♕
Though fine he'll let this slid just once because Chikusa made a good and correct choice.
♕Mimi Chi♕
Make money for their shit colony Chikusa. : D
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he's just being this lenient because it puts Chikusa in cosplay more isn't he
♕Mimi Chi♕
... No.
♕Mimi Chi♕
Look Mukuro is a person of simple and all encompassing needs okay.
♕Mimi Chi♕
Stop judging him. : \ And using Chikusa's hotness against him.
duck bastard
Chikusa isn't judging you at all, Mukuro-sama 8I
♕Mimi Chi♕
He totally is. Just because his expression doesn't change and he tries to tamper down those emotions doesn't mean that fools Mukuro.
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It usually does, actually, which is why he's second favorite
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Chikusa knows, Mukuro 8U
♕Mimi Chi♕
Usually, but Mukuro knows him better than that. : \
♕Mimi Chi♕
Also less talking and more bunny ears tbh.
duck bastard
If there's anything he's judging you for, it's spending money on a cafe when they need it for food 8T
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he's lived long enough with the cosplay fetish
♕Mimi Chi♕
Look it all goes to the same place okay. : \ And fine he will raise their finances a little bit. What a slave driver. : \ Never satisfied that Chikusa Kakimoto.
♕Mimi Chi♕
Also 'lived long enough with the cosplay fetish' please. It gets Chikusa Mukuro attention he can't hate it.
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ssshhh he admits nothing
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gonna start pre-emptively gathering parfaits...
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♕Mimi Chi♕
Omg now I'm so hungry...
♕Mimi Chi♕
You know Mukuro's weaknesses too well.
Calliente
Man, all this talk of Mukuro enjoying Chikusa's cosplaying and being hot just made me go 'so how does Mukuro prefer to appreciate Ken'
Calliente
And the immediate conclusion I came to is that Ken is how Mukuro feeds his furry fetish
Calliente
(Also when Mukuro wants to appreciate Ken's more attractive side, I assume he doesn't dress him up but instead sends him out to maul people)
♕Mimi Chi♕
OMG FURRY FETISH CALLIE LMAO.
♕Mimi Chi♕
Just when I thought I couldn't spiral more into darkness and depravity.
♕Mimi Chi♕
Tbh he does like Ken's more straightforward and passionate nature. : D
♕Mimi Chi♕
I feel like if he wants wild, really physical sex he goes for Ken. Stuff that will tire them both out.
Calliente
AM I FUCKING WRONG THO
Calliente
Also: yes.
♕Mimi Chi♕
LOOK HE'S NOT ASKING KEN TO MAUL HIM OKAY.
♕Mimi Chi♕
OR PUT ON A FULL BEAR SUIT.
♕Mimi Chi♕
Ken is just actually very animalistic okay stop judging him Callie.
Calliente
Excuse me I will judge Mukuro all the live-long day AND HE'LL DESERVE EVERY BIT OF IT
Calliente
(Also, in general, I doubt you need to ask Ken to maul you)
Calliente
(I bet he's rough during sex as well as wild)
Calliente
(...Mukuro being the exception)
Calliente
(He'd never be any rougher with Mukuro than Mukuro wanted him to be)
Calliente
(CHIKUSA PROBABLY COMES FROM SEX WITH KEN LOOKING LIKE HE LOST A FIGHT THOUGH)
♕Mimi Chi♕
HE WILL BUT STILL.
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(good thing Chikusa's relationship with pain is nonexistent because GODDAMMIT KEN)
♕Mimi Chi♕
Mukuro is fine with rough sex just ask M.M. but he's giving as good as he gets so keep that in mind Chikusa.
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(he'd be more bothered about him or his clothes being dirty then being mauled....)
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(chikusa pls)
Calliente
Ken has zero restraint except when Mukuro is involved and it is required/requested by Mukuro
♕Mimi Chi♕
Bless you Ken. : D He won't ask you to restrain yourself, only to bathe tbh.
♕Mimi Chi♕
He has simple needs. And if it means they have to have bathtub sex once a week he'll make that sacrifice.
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such a sacrifice it is
♕Mimi Chi♕
Chikusa can come too. : \ The more people who are helping him wash his hair the better.
duck bastard
time to scrub ken's skin raw 8I chikusa doesn't play when it comes to cleanliness
Calliente
So mean Kakipi
Calliente
But if it involves Mukuro sex, I'm pretty sure Ken can even tolerate baths
Calliente
Maybe even as often as twice a week
♕Mimi Chi♕
Oh my, let's not get crazy here.
Calliente
LOOK THERE ARE NO LENGTHS TO WHICH HE WON'T GO WHEN IT COMES TO MUKURO why do you think he consents to the baths at all
♕Mimi Chi♕
Wouldn't want Ken to actually smell too nice. Part of why they stay in abandoned warehouses is so he can fit right in with the smells.
♕Mimi Chi♕
Mukuro is so loved and spoiled clearly. : O
Calliente
Are you saying you like his musk, Mukuro-sama
♕Mimi Chi♕
He's saying he fits in with his garbage aesthetic.
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Chaer (my other Ken I've dragged into this den of sin and garbage) actually has an interesting headcanon, Callie, that the reason Ken is so adverse to baths is because it messes with his sense of smell
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like how when you bathe a dog, it has to fling its whole body into the carpet or dirt or grass and roll around
Calliente
I AGREE WITH THAT although I also think a touch of it is tied into his being in sync with his animal channels and some of their distaste for baths carries over to him
Calliente
But overwhelmingly yes, he can't find any soap or shampoo that has so little scent that it doesn't mess with his nose
Calliente
(He's probably fine with water by itself)
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time to get that special doggy shampoo
Calliente
James
Calliente
Look into my eyes and tell me that Chikusa wouldn't find the most disgustingly floral shampoos and soaps as passive-aggressive revenge
Calliente
(Mukuro alternates between cackling at that and getting Ken the least offensive soaps and shampoos possible, depending on which one he feels like rewarding that day)
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Wow. Such a rude accusation.
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He admits nothing.
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(aka yes)
Calliente
Ken's learned that getting dirty again immediately will probably just make Chikusa/Mukuro/both enlist him for a second bath
Calliente
So he just lies on the couch with his nose buried in a pillow that smells like him/Chikusa/Mukuro/something equally inoffensive
Calliente
Eyes peering over it just enough to give dirty looks at Chikusa
Calliente
Why this
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You have no one to blame but yourself, Ken 8I
Calliente
ACTUALLY HE CAN AND WILL BLAME YOU FOR A LOT OF IT, KAKIPI
♕Mimi Chi♕
Okay but what if all the bathing stuff is pineapple scented.
Calliente
...it depends on if Mukuro actually smells like pineapples
duck bastard
You brought it on yourself, Ken. Maybe next time you'll listen to him. BI
Calliente
THEY HAVE A MUTUAL NOT LISTENING TO EACH OTHER AGREEMENT GOING ON!!!!
Calliente
HE DOESN'T PUNISH YOU FOR NOT LISTENING TO HIM KAKIPI
Calliente
Ken your very existence in the same space as Chikusa is a low-grade punishment a lot of the time
♕Mimi Chi♕
He might after Fran joins their shit colony.
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that's basically his rebuttal yes
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stop being a jackass, ken, dammit
Calliente
Stop deserving it, Kakipi
Calliente
They all deserve each other, tbh
Calliente
It's sheer happy coincidence that they're all content with each other
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well, no one deserves mukuro, but otherwise yes 8U
Calliente
BY THE WAY JAMES.
Calliente
You were yelling about bitty Chikusa clinging to Ken
Calliente
Show me this
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gdi, it's in the anime flashback, I'd have to go back to get it....
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but when Ken is talking about how Mukuro murdered the Estraneo in the labs, before they come across the gore, it shows Chikusa behind Ken, sticking close and with his hands curled into the back of his shirt
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(in the manga, contrast, I think it's actually implied that Ken and Chikusa didn't have to investigate shit because Mukuro slaughtered all the adults right in front of them)
Calliente
Ken is the brave-slash-reckless one
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(since there's blood splattered across their faces)
Calliente
Who just walks right into Mukuro's charnelhouse to see what's going on
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things the manga also shows that the anime doesn't: Chikusa being experimented on (and Ken's experiment tubes going straight into his mouth which makes more sense)
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fun fact, in the manga, one of the Estraneo scientists I think labels Chikusa as a failure (at least for that particular experiment)
Calliente
Well, that makes sense
Calliente
Chikusa's great with his needles and his fucking yo-yos but there's nothing unnatural about that
Calliente
So the Estraneo might have failed at imbuing him with any special properties, and he is a homegrown badass
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Yeah, I think the experiments in the manga show flames being involved because he's contorted on the ground with them around his limbs
Calliente
Meanwhile it's pretty fucking obvious they succeeded at doing something to Ken and his trash mouth
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and since Chikusa has a rain flame
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what I theorize is that they fucked up his flame so out of whack (by accident) that now it's just permanently on and why he doesn't care about getting so horrendously injured
Calliente
Let me guess: Ken is a sun flame
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lmao yup
Calliente
Calliente
I need to actually start playing with you guys instead of derailing your plurks about you and Mimi playing Chikusa and Mukuro with my filthy Ken thoughts
Calliente
(Making a fucking journal would be a good start...)
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well... I've given you icons... just gotta make that username....
♕Mimi Chi♕
Never apologize for derailing plurks to give us your filthy thoughts. They are sustaining me.
Calliente
I need a username that will make people scream
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I cant help, I used all my creativity on kokuyoyo
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WHICH I'M STILL SUPER PROUD OF TBH
Calliente
...I will create it later, I need a nap
Calliente
And all my immediate ideas are already in use
duck bastard
I will try and think things for you
♕Mimi Chi♕
What about all the other ones that were suggested to Chaer before. I forget them but it was in one of your plurks right James? D:
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also I thought I responded but didn't, but alas, no, Chaer figured out hers fairly early on
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so there's not a lot in that
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also I'm fucking laughing... I'm just imagining Chikusa's coworkers asking about Mukuro after seeing Chikusa serve him, and it coming out that he likes costumes and uniforms and junk...
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and coworkers just going "oh so he's a total otaku then, that explains his eyes"
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and chikusa just
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doesn't bother to correct them
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you'd never tell, but he finds it hilarious...
♕Mimi Chi♕
Wtf defend him Chikusa.
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mukuro-sama there's nothing to defend there
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you're a cosplay otaku, it's true
♕Mimi Chi♕
He'll also murder those little asshats he's still young etc etc.
♕Mimi Chi♕
But he is a cosplay otaku and a freak of nature so clearly they are not wrong.
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don't murder them, mukuro-sama, he still needs this job 8/
♕Mimi Chi♕
What he can be discreet. : \
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Mukuro-sama no 8/
♕Mimi Chi♕
He'll gladly go to jail Chikusa you know this no prison can hold him. : \
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But he still needs this job and he can't have it if everyone is dead BI
♕Mimi Chi♕
There are other maid cafes Chikusa. : \ Or you know Mukuro could actually make sure they have enough money to live on but details.
Calliente
It's okay, Mukuro-sama, Ken will murder them for you
Calliente
If he sees so much as a titter from them in Mukuro's direction he'll come down on them like an avenging angel
♕Mimi Chi♕
Lmao Ken yassss. Such a good subordinate he'll be rewarded handsomely. : D
Calliente
Ken's metaphorical and occasionally literal tail will wag so hard
♕Mimi Chi♕
Okay so does he like getting pets and scratches and belly rubs or what.
♕Mimi Chi♕
Asking for a friend.
Calliente
Pets are always good
Calliente
Scratches he prefers in the bedroom
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gdi does he have to kick you guys out BI
♕Mimi Chi♕
omfg
Calliente
Likewise rubs, but he prefers those slightly lower than the belly
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a strategy which works better with ken than mukuro
♕Mimi Chi♕
What no they have to enjoy the eye candy together. : \
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considering mukuro's casual disregard for staying in his own body
Calliente
I can't even imagine it works well with Ken, James
Calliente
First of all, Chikusa would probably have to physically muscle Ken out, which is difficult
Calliente
Then even if he did, he'd have to endure Ken's yelling and/or whining through the door until he lets him back in
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that's why you use poison 8/ he knows his weaknesses thank you chikusa stop that
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gdi ken
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stop that
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chikusa's life is so hard
Calliente
Look you guys chose this energetic, noisy dog
Calliente
Now you have to live up to your responsibilities
duck bastard
his paycheck is going to feeding you too, you pain in his ass BI stop whining
♕Mimi Chi♕
Mukuro tbh ->
♕Mimi Chi♕
Like he could intervene but sometimes children need to sort out their problems on their own.
Calliente
THEY LAUGHED AT MUKURO-SAMA THOUGH
Calliente
Clearly defending Mukuro-sama's honor is more important than mere money, Chikusa
Calliente
Get your priorities straight!!
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They are dumb people that they'll never deal with outside this cafe 8/ he's not seeing the priority
Calliente
THE POINT IS MUKURO-SAMA'S HONOR, CHIKUSA
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WHAT HONOR DO ANY OF THEM HAVE??? HE MISSED THAT MEMO BI
Calliente
LOOK THEY MAY NOT BE MAFIA BUT HE'S NOT GONNA LET ANYONE DISRESPECT HIS BOSS
Calliente
ESPECIALLY NOT SOME IDIOTS IN DUMB FRILLY UNIFORMS
Calliente
...no offense
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he's pretty sure you meant all the offense 8/
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that's it, first thing to buy with paycheck is some of that obnoxiously floral shampoo
Calliente
He didn't mean it but it was one of those happy accident things :|a
Calliente
NO HE REFUSES
Calliente
NOT THE SHAMPOO
Calliente
MUKURO-SAMA SAVE HIM ;A;
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IT'S ALREADY BOUGHT
Calliente
LOUD WHINING!!!
Calliente
The door to the bathroom definitely has claw marks in the wood
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(nothinbutahounddog, escapedthepound, toothmuch, jawful, devoteddog, and changethechannel are all available usernames by the way)
Calliente
(HMMM)
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(houndstooth is taken but dogstooth isn't)
Calliente
(I found the perfect name on my own)
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(as always happens lmao)
Calliente
And now I have the perfect lyrics for his icons
Calliente
/cracks knuckles
Calliente
Just gotta pick out the icons I want
Calliente
Hey James, who do I credit these Ken Photobucket icons to
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The credit is in the file names!
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the name goes: character.origin site.credit
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(plus a number that was just to keep track of shit)
Calliente
duck bastard
Calliente
Do you approve of the journal name
Calliente
♕Mimi Chi♕ look your dog has a journal now
duck bastard
I 100% approve of the journal name
♕Mimi Chi♕
What a great journal and also this is my favorite icon ngl: https://v.dreamwidth.org/10368013/2525069
Calliente
KEN NEEDS ONE RIDICULOUS SHITBABY ICON AT THE VERY LEAST
Calliente
All his icons are ridiculous shitbaby icons because they have Ken in them
Calliente
But that one is exaggerated for comic effect ridiculous shitbaby
♕Mimi Chi♕
They are all shitbabies that's why they hang out together lbr.
Calliente
Now I just need 1) somewhere to tag you two, and 2) the nerve to jump into playing this asshole
duck bastard
waggles eyebrows at maid cafe meme
♕Mimi Chi♕
Maid cafe tbh or I have Mukuro thrown in some weird random call me out posts I can link here if you want. : O
Calliente
I will prod at this maid cafe thing because Ken as a maid cafe bouncer amuses me
Calliente
Does Ken not have any verbal tic like 'byan' or a translated equivalent in the manga, either?
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He has it in the manga sometimes!
Calliente
What does he say? Just byan?
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Yeah, at the end of words sometimes.
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*sentences
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not words
Calliente
...does that even mean anything in Japanese or is it not translated because it's just a nonsense noise this child makes
duck bastard
I have no idea! I don't know Japanese
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it could be either, we just don't know
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but just in the translation, byan seems really similar to nyan....
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but I don't know if that has anything to do with it lmao
Calliente
Calliente
I don't know if it's remotely based on canon, but the idea that he's trying to say 'pyon' and his fangs give him a lisp that makes it sound like 'byon'...
duck bastard
oh yeah, I've heard about the lisp thing! I just totally forgot about it
Calliente
Unrelated to anything, but I'm curious
Calliente
What do you guys think about the sexual dynamics of these losers
Calliente
I remember in the fic, we never see Ken topping and we never see Mukuro bottoming
Calliente
Mukuro may be too much of a control freak to bottom, unless he's occasionally feeling very generous and rides one of his two idiots - but even then he'd still be in total control, hence him being on top still
Calliente
...meanwhile I can totally see Ken getting off on being mounted doggy-style, but I feel like if Chikusa or Mukuro ever wanted to do things another way he'd happily give it to them
duck bastard
...how does he feel about doggy style and erotic asphyxiation because.... listen I don't know, it's just one of those things that happened
duck bastard
where you ask your muse "so what kinks do you have?" and then some garbage nerd goes "choking someone" and then proceeds to ignore all inquiries as to why
Calliente
So basically Chikusa wants to fuck him with a leash around his throat, that's what I'm hearing here
Calliente
Look I'm pretty sure that would just get Ken off on the animalistic quality of it even harder, so we're all good
duck bastard
Calliente
But no using yoyo strings, Chikusa
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