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alcohol cw// whispers hello plurl i am pretty sure i am sober now and i am also home how are y'all
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fuck
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hello PLURK
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plurl
xaris
'hlooeoo plul i m sobr'
MOVING
LSKDJFL
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SHUT UP
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I'M SOV
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sober
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oh my god
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i am sober i think??? i might just be really tired omg
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HA
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WHERE'S YOUR E, ALEX
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omg vanessa pls
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GONE, WITH THE REST OF MY VOWELS
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FUCK YOUR VOWELS
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anyway today was a SHITSHOW
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YOU PUT THOSE VOWELS BACK YOUNG WOMAN
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NEVER
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oh wait
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NVR
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FUFUCCKKC
xaris
what if mettaton got drunk somehow what if he just
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someone proved he could
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made a post and slammed his leggies on the desk and he's just fuckin wasted
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or at least theorized he could
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YES SOMEONE PROVED HE COULD, IN FACT
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with special monster alcohol
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SO, YES, WE CAN GET METTATON W A S T E D
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falls down a flight of stairs but still manages to do sexy poses the whole way down
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mettaton spends all day getting the closet to provide him with monster alcohol
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kicks alphys' door down, bottle still in hand
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[voice stuttering] "DDDDDCOTTOR ALPHYS"
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she just screams
MOVING
he falls to the rhythm of death by glamour
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oh my god yes
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NOW ALL I CAN THINK OF IS METTATON GOING DOWN THE STAIRS DURING OH ONE TRUE LOVE WITH THE GRACE OF A FUCKING VACUUM CLEANER
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sdihosfighs
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JUS LANDING ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF FRISK LIKE
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lmao hello human I am W A S T E D
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How to move your washing machine by yourself LOL