"It is possible that this may change in the future" <- Um, as opposed to changing it in the past? What are you, Doc Brown?

MARTY! MARTY! LOAD UP YOUR SANDBOX AND LET'S REWRITE http.conf TO INCORPORATE THE NEW VIRTUALHOST SCHEME! OH, AND DON'T FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

... this is why I'm a delight to work with. Totally professional and shit.