Elf of the Sun
...that is an amusingly specific warning. 
Elf of the Sun
Bar mitzvahs, sure, funerals, fine, BUT NOT AT WEDDINGS.
Elf of the Sun
No, but really, they're colored bubbles and they figured (probably rightly) that they would be a Bad Idea around expensive white dresses.
Tidemother
yeeeeeeeah I could see that
Tairanosaur
Still you would think "bad idea for formal events" would be less... weird
Elf of the Sun
Like. Is the stain warning not enough?
Mica
I imagine they were sued
Mica
And weddings typically involve a lot of white
Elf of the Sun
That's the thing with warning labels. They are all earned the hard way.
Tairanosaur
WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS
мαgє ℓσνєя
Elf of the Sun
Somewhere, there are the remnants of a bridal party with dresses covered in odd circular color stains.
мαgє ℓσνєя
Interesting
flying beastie
That could be fun, though, if you were doing it on purpose and had clothes you didn't mind getting stained.
мαgє ℓσνєя
I have to agree though, "formal events" would be better.
Elf of the Sun
/spits at the butcher knife one "Please keep out of children." Not "please keep out of reach of children."
Elf of the Sun
...I want to know the stories behind these.
Elf of the Sun
Because they have to be some PRETTY EPIC ONES.
Bubblebathory
okay this one is a delight: "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
ʝєss
Gdi I hate when I drop my Boeing 757 :|
Mica
Oh man, that'd be a fun wedding
Mica
Everyone wears white cotton smocks or undyed outfits
Mica
at the start everything is pale and lovely
Mica
by the end, everything is colors
Elf of the Sun
That would be a fun wedding!
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
I would love that wedding.
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
...someone tried to use a hair dryer while sleeping? (I know, that's tame compared to some of these, but come on)