Yeah there's no way I'm doing the thing tonight.

- Mike won't tell me if you know who will be there

which means it's Schrödinger's president at this point. If he is, I don't think the way I look right now or the way I was planning to dress would be at all appropriate.

8|

My roots are showing really visibly, I have a cold, and I'm sweating profusely all the time rn

dammit Mike

and I have class today, so I don't have time to go buy a proper dress

or get my hair done.

Also, I have finals. Like. I need to be studying.

/hugs Mike is being a jerk

Also, Mercury retrograde. I'm not getting in an unfamiliar car until May 9th

As much fun as it would be to play Cinderella, it's not practical to tell me one day before an event, while I have a cold and am studying for exams.

fuck it's Merc retro today

I stayed up half the fucking night thinking about this, so I'm also really tired.

/blankets

Mike's annoyed, but I mean

so am I??

Miiiiike

People learn to empathy

PLEASE LEARN