I... think the last show I watched was actually RWBY

So, in theory, they should be more than qualified to rescue me.

In practice.....

....the good guys don't actually win all that often on that show.

I'll probably get killed off right as they arrive at where I'm being held captive in order to drive the plot and provide angst

that or you get rescued but it's all part of Cinder's plan

in the end I was Cinder's pawn all along

The last show I watched was Narcos, so the DEA is coming to my rescue.

I watched an episode of Gundam IBO this morning so I'm probably set

if it makes you feel better, I'm supposed to be saved by Stephen Colbert

/SNRT

Rick and Morty

I'm fucked

...yeah, yeah you are