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most people play hooky from work to go to a game. Chase has asked to go to the museum
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this just reopened and she's been dying to see it
Tairanosaur
I absolutely do not blame her
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I'm positive that she just wants to go stock up at the general store located there
Tairanosaur
Why not
Lyra + a Player
That sounds really fun?
Lyra + a Player
Last time I played hooky we went to the art museum
Be Bi, Do Crime
she does love the museum and the zoo
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I don't think either of us have been to the museum since the Calatrava opened
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the art museum, that is
Lyra + a Player
I can also get behind going to the zoo. And the aquarium.
Lyra + a Player
After a stressful project that lasted about 6 months I told my husband we needed to go to the zoo "because I need some otter time"
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we don't have an aquarium but we do have the Domes.
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Simmas Bakery she also wants to stop here
Tairanosaur
I am totally with you on that Lyra
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the otters at our zoo are assholes
Lyra + a Player
Bite your tongue otters are precious cinnamon rolls
Lyra + a Player
What did the otters do to you, Jo?
Tairanosaur
Jo is infinitely wrong
Tairanosaur
Lyra + a Player
: LYRA LYRA LOOK
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LOVE IT
Tairanosaur
I'LL TAKE TWELVE
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otters are generally smug little bastards
Tairanosaur
Otters are precious furry bundles of aquatic love and you will say nothing bad about them ever
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smarmy furry bundles of aquatic jerks
Tairanosaur
NO LIGHT AND HAPPINESS AND ADORABLE SQUEAKS
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jojo you just want to be swarmed by tiny fuzzy water babies who throw rocks at you, don't you
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no
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never trust an otter
Tairanosaur
Always trust an otter
Lyra + a Player
Were you victimized by an otter as a child
Lyra + a Player
Did an otter throw a clam at you
Tairanosaur
It was a sea urchin the otter couldn't break open
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did the otter not want to hold hands
Lyra + a Player
Was your head the sea urchin the otter couldn't crack
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._. otters make everyone think they're cute but it's a sham to hide the fact that they ate devils incarnate
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are, even
Tairanosaur
Never
Lyra + a Player
... You definitely had An Incident with an otter. No one hates otters that much without a story
Tairanosaur
I'm with Lyra on this one
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don't need a story, otters are assholes
Tairanosaur
There's a story here