Mark (CG)
"you need an on-call fuck buddy"
Stunning advice, there. Should I take it seriously? (lmao)
animae
Why not? Lol (evilsmirk)
Mark (CG)
well, I don't exactly have girls offering. And I'm too awkward to smooth talk my way into being someone's fubu
Yasha
Hahahaha. You should! :-P
Louise
Diba yun naman yung purpose kaya may fubu. Pwede mo siya tawagan anytime. (thinking)
animae
try mo, melai mo mag work (LOL)
Louise
^ hahahaha
Mark (CG)
(lmao) I haven't had the pleasure of having a fubu, so I don't know how it works
Louise
Oops hahaha
Mark (CG)
did have a couple night stands over the years though, but I'm pretty sure those don't count
animae
(thinking)
Louise
Hindi ko na rin alam mga technicalities ngayon, nung bata lang ako nagpaka-wild hahahahaha.
animae
Louise : toinx para nmn npkatanda mo na .. :-P maapply pa din yan
Louise
Hahaha wala na ko alam sa ganun. Bata pa talaga ako nun.
Louise
I mean kung paano makakuha ng fubu hahahaha
Mark (CG)
(thinking) It's not as easy as PM'ing a friend and going "wanna be fubus?" is it? (LOL)
kaijerk
^"wanted FUBU. PM if interested." (lmao)
Mark (CG)
^Maybe I should private plurk that (lmao)
animae
Louise : so ngaun alam mo na panu? (evilsmirk)
Louise
animae : dati. Ngayon di ko na alam mga patakaran. Hahaha.
animae
uyy panu ba dati? (ninja) baka pwde pa yan ngaun haha
Mark (CG)
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Mark (CG)
Louise : I'm all ears. What's your experience in the past
Louise
animae : Mark (CG) : hahahahahahaha! (ninja)
animae
gusto ko malaman Louise :
Louise
animae : uso kasi MIRC dati. Alam mo yun? Hahaha.
kaijerk
^oh that ahahaha
Mark (CG)
you picked up fubus over a chatroom? :-o
Louise
kaijerk : alam mo din? (rofl)
kaijerk
disclaimer; bata ako nung "kabataan" ko. wala akong alam na kalandian hahahaha
Louise
Mark (CG) : only had 1. Hahaha.
kaijerk
Louise : oo uso yan dati hahaha!
kaijerk
nauna pa yan sa friendster. hahahahaha
Mark (CG)
Stunning.
Louise
kaijerk : hahahahahaha! Oo nga eh. Pero nung 2004 nagtino na ko. Haha shet ang tanda ko na.
kaijerk
Louise : ayos lang yan. charge it to experience daw hahaha
Louise
kaijerk : true and at least matino na ngayon. HAHAHAHA.
Mark (CG)
Well, now there's Tinder... but I dunno. Tinder girls scare me (LOL)
kaijerk
Mark (CG) : dun kasi sa chat room, "asl?" lang, go na hahahaha
Mark (CG)
ahh Age/Sex/Location. It's been so long since I saw that acronym
Mark (CG)
around those days I was playing Runescape since I was in highschool and a nerd huehue
Louise
Oo nga no yung ASL! Hahahahaha omg.
kaijerk
Louise : ganon talaga. tumatanda tayo hahahaha
Louise
I feel so old.
Mark (CG)
it's nice and all reminiscing, but I'm still no closer to figuring out how to get a FuBu (lmao)
animae
MIRC ? di ko pa atah naabotan yan
Mark (CG)
mIRC ang tawag. weird chat client. Medyo di ko siya na-gets nung bata ako so di ko siya ginalaw masyado
kaijerk
Mark (CG) : hahahaha! di ba may FUBU na brand? yun nalang FUBU mo ahhaah
animae
ang alam ko lng dati is yung yahoo messenger asl chuchu din (doh)
Louise
Mark (CG) : hahaha. Yung mga nakaka-one night stand mo, pick your fave, tas siya i-contact mo?
Mark (CG)
well... one's ignoring me, one's not interested, the other hates me now and won't talk to me at all
Mark (CG)
(LOL) generally, those avenues are shut
kaijerk
Mark (CG) : your hand is always available, i presume..
Mark (CG)
it's apparently not enough, I'm told by the one who told me that advice in the first place
Mark (CG)
something something real intimacy something something sexperience
kaijerk
oh body warmth..
Mark (CG)
you could put it that way, yes
animae
sana nag advice na din sya kung panu (doh)
Mark (CG)
(LOL) no one's that helpful
animae
help yourself
Louise
Walang kang friends na "game"? Hahaha
animae
Louise : awkward pag may ganun na friend
Mark (CG)
(thinking)
Mark (CG)
let's start crossing out the names on Plurk then (lmao)
Dear Plurk Friends: Would you be interested in doing stuff with me?
Y/N
animae
try mo post sa anon yan..we'll see (evil_grin)
Louise
animae : uso din yun nung kapanahunan ko. Hahahaha
Mark (CG)
honestly though. I don't have all that many friends. And precious few are girls and they're all either taken, lesbian, or otherwise not in the market
kaijerk
baka nilalamig ka lang. hahaha hot compress? hahaha
animae
Louise : oow i think laganap pa din nmn ngaun ee (ninja) hmmm
Louise
Hahaha ang sad naman! May mIRC pa naman ata ngayon? Hahahaha
Louise
animae : siguro nga hahaha. Maraming ganun.
Mark (CG)
wouldn't making it an anon plurk kinda defeats the point? People would be like "YES ME" because they're anon and not actually gonna want to do it for real :-P
animae
Mark (CG) : taz post mo na e pp ka lol
animae
oh snap kalimutan mo na sinabi ko T.T
Mark (CG)
(LOL)
Mark (CG)
well, I've already made a plurk about it. If anyone sees this plurk and wants to have a go she can just PP me and no one will be the wiser
animae
Louise : haha yiss actually may nakilala nga ko e grabeh assteg babae pa nag.aano sknya
kaijerk
haha may kilala akong might say yes to you. pero i'm really not comfortable making "bugaw" my friends hahahaha
Mark (CG)
(LOL) I'm surprised you actually know someone who might say "yes" at all.
kaijerk
Mark (CG) : hahaha there are people in my life who are sooooo different from me. and no, they don't really count as inner circle friends. haha
Louise
Mark (CG) : good luck!!! (LOL)
Louise
animae : what do you mean babae pa nag aano sa kanya?
Mark (CG)
...weeeelll if they're not inner circle then maybe you could find it in your heart to point 'em in my direction (lmao)
kaijerk
Mark (CG) : hahahaha noooo ahahahahaha ayaw ko maging bugaw, okay?hahahahah
kaijerk
unless you liek guys also. hahaha
kaijerk
oh well, hanap ka na jan sa tabi tabi hahaha pose outside, show people your... assets? hahaha
Mark (CG)
Nah, I'm not that desperate to go outside my sexuality (LOL) Girls only, please
Mark (CG)
what assets? My sole asset is snarking
animae
Louise : iinvite to have sex (evil_grin)
Mark (CG)
gawd, I wish a girl would invite me to have sex. (lmao) I'm seriously not the type to "seek and ye shall find"
kaijerk
"seek and ye shall shag" hahahaha
animae
Mark (CG) : mejo hesitant si friend kasi nkakapagtaka nmn..baka member ng budol budol gang pa yon lol
Mark (CG)
what's a budol budol gang?
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