Mouldy Apple
If I were a Pokemon gym leader... tell me my type, badge, and gimmick! (One day late but POKEMON...)
MY GREY LADY 🐈
well you could def have to have at least one rat pokemon
Mouldy Apple
sailorvfan10: Probably
euryale ☆
poison
euryale ☆
electric
euryale ☆
electric/poison
euryale ☆
oh wait that doesn't exist
euryale ☆
MY GREY LADY 🐈
yet
Mouldy Apple
euryale ☆ : THAT IS MY IDEAL COMBO TBH.........
euryale ☆
i know it is
Mouldy Apple
/drags hands down face
euryale ☆
it's why i brought it up
euryale ☆
Mouldy Apple
WHY ISN'T THE DREAM REAL
Mouldy Apple
euryale ☆
because gamefreak hates you
MY GREY LADY 🐈
maybe with Pokemon Go it will be realised
Mouldy Apple
euryale ☆ : I can tell, because Raticate still can't evolve.
euryale ☆
"oh hey why haven't we done this?"
"because raile smells"
"oh right"
Mouldy Apple
rUDE I TOOK A SHOWER... uh YESTERDAY
MY GREY LADY 🐈
DID YOU USE DEODORANT
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I feel you on having an ideal combo that doesn't exist
Mouldy Apple
I DID
Mouldy Apple
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ : Tell me what yours is
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
forever shakefist that surskit evolves out of being a waterbug
Mouldy Apple
We can weep together
Mouldy Apple
ALAS.......
Rᴀɪɴᴇs
ooh yeah i was gonna say poison
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
so I may have fanmon'd a diving spider
Mouldy Apple
Poison is such a good type you guys don't understand how much JOY the existence of faerie brought me
Mouldy Apple
Because it finally gave poison that extra OOMPH it so richly deserved
ღ zipper noises
POISON TYPES
euryale ☆
poison is pretty great yeah i still need mah tentacruel
euryale ☆
even if how very dare???
euryale ☆
euryale ☆
fairy doesn't exist to bolster them excuse
Mouldy Apple
TENTACRUEL and Dragalge and Skuntank and....
euryale ☆
Mouldy Apple
...oh don't get me wrong. Clefable and Dedenne are two of my fave 'mons.
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
fairy type doesn't interact with most of my preferred types
Mouldy Apple
I'm just saying, poison REALLY NEEDED that offensive advantage.
Mouldy Apple
So did Steel, tbh
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
though I'm pretty sure the flygon line is my "surprise! It's not a bug" pokemon
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
which puts me squarely in the dragon portion of shrieking about fairy types
Mouldy Apple
Laughs...
Mouldy Apple
Oh gods I've always been kinda "eh" about dragons but now we have Dragalge and Goodra and I'm like
Mouldy Apple
YAS
ღ zipper noises
Dragalge hell yes
Mouldy Apple
BRING THESE DRAGONS UNTO ME
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I've always loved dragons honestly
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
just not enough to make them my type, especially when unova was so good to bugs
Mouldy Apple
Yes, god bless volcarona and Galvantula
Mouldy Apple
Fucking compound eyes + thunder
Mouldy Apple
Also okay but what if I just was that one awful asshole gym leader who split his types between poison and electric and was like "this IS my gimmick"
Mouldy Apple
I could have the Spite Badge
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
lmao
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
also Durant even if it has that bloody x4 fire weakness
Mouldy Apple
WHATEVER, I mean, Ferrothorn has the same weakness
Mouldy Apple
And it's a fucking competitive staple
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
lmao yeah
Mouldy Apple
(Anyway Poison and Electric do share a weakness to ground so I could probably justify mixing the types as a Leader right???)
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
oh and dwebble is adorable
Mouldy Apple
Dwebble is precious and I used Crustle as one of my Contest pokemon
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
it's SO CUTE
Mouldy Apple
Cute and Tough Master (or was it Hyper?) rank champion
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
this last gen was good to ghosts though
Mouldy Apple
It was! Which is interesting because I don't think anyone was expecting it.
Mouldy Apple
But I love it??? Pumpkaboo is so cute, it's honestly the first Pokemon I saw where I went NO. ILLEGAL.
Mouldy Apple
And Trevenant is gREAT???
Mouldy Apple
Harvest yes
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
yeah!!!
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I mean my favorite pokemon out of that gen is inkay hands down
Mouldy Apple
INKAY AND MALAMAR ARE A GIFT
Rowan
I'm going to be a combo breaker and say Bug. I don't know anything about if there are good bug pokemon or whatever but. Bugs.
Rowan
Poison is good too though so maybe bug/poison
Mouldy Apple
I would dig being a bug Leader tbh.
Mouldy Apple
I'd try to convince everyone to come pet my spiders
Xylophone
I'd pet your spiders
Mouldy Apple
Good. They're adorable.
Xylophone
I like Galvantula so much
Mouldy Apple
It has pedipalps
Mouldy Apple
They move
Mouldy Apple
Raile swooning over arthropods
Xylophone
....wait, they move?
Xylophone
I HAD NO IDEA
Mouldy Apple
yES AND IT'S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING
Xylophone
and here I thought Galvantula couldn't get any cuter
Mouldy Apple
The only things cuter than Galvantula are Tynamo and Pumpkaboo.
Mouldy Apple
This is a Fact.
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
no. larvesta.
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
larvesta's original sprite rises up on its hindquarters and wiggles its legs at you
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
it's like COME PICK ME UP except it's three feet tall
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
it's adorbable
TemporalWolf
You would have a team of Rattata, Ratticate, Pikachu, Raichu, and Dedenne.
TemporalWolf
But the thing is, Ratticate is not your ringer.
TemporalWolf
Your Rattata is.
TemporalWolf
TOP 2% RATTATA OP
Xylophone
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ hello, I like your display name
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
Xylophone : HELLO it's actually a long story, but it's. my badge as a gym leader. I give people joltiks.
Mouldy Apple
gOD Rattata comes out and they're like "lol what kind of gym leader OH SHI--"
Xylophone
That's the best badge. I would like to visit your gym and defeat you.
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
the conksuck league is the best league. one of our other badges is a handful of mud
Mouldy Apple
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ : gdfgnds incredible
Mouldy Apple
To be honest the only thing that comes to mind when I try to come up with a badge is "what if I just handed them a tooth. Like, a human tooth" so. Like. IDK maybe I'm not cut out for this job
Xylophone
...oh no, but would they have to kill the joltik to keep it in their badge case thing
Xylophone
also, now I'm just picturing a dentist office-themed gym. Thank you, Raile.
Mouldy Apple
Xylophone : What if it was just like. A perfectly normal dentist's office and in the back was like a surgery room and that's where the gym leader is
Mouldy Apple
And it's me
Xylophone
And all of your Pokemon would have nice, clean teeth.
Mouldy Apple
The loveliest teeth
Xylophone
Which they could show off in battle.
Mouldy Apple
...okay but pleas imagine me flossing like a Nidoqueen's teeth
Mouldy Apple
Please
Xylophone
You would probably fit in the Nidoqueen's mouth.
Mouldy Apple
Xylophone : ... plot twist: all that's in the surgery room is the Nidoqueen. She opens her mouth and I greet you like I'm NOT covered in Nidoqueen spit.
Xylophone
...yes.
Mouldy Apple
And if you win, I drop a human tooth in your hand and hand you a TM and you're still not sure if this is an elaborate joke or if I'm just completely insane or what.
Xylophone
what's the TM for?
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
there is not a badge case thing. there is only what you can shove in your pockets
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
please do not kill the joltik the bug leader will be very sad at you
Mouldy Apple
... the urge to say 'Attract' is really strong
Mouldy Apple
But it's probably U-Turn tbh. Or something with a high chance to inflict poison.
Xylophone
It's official, Raile, I want you to be a gym leader in the next Pokemon game.
Triktriktrik
i was gonna say hyper fang
Mouldy Apple
My Gym sign juust says
Mouldy Apple
[NAME] City Gym
Leader: Raile
"He talked about prions until we gave him this gym so he'd shut up"
Xylophone
basically the best way to go about acquiring a gym
Mouldy Apple
Come into the E4 building and just corner the Champion to talk about bovine spongiform encephalopathy until they give in
Xylophone
and give you a dentist's office
Mouldy Apple
Look, gyms are extensive to build. The dentist's office was already there!
Xylophone
Good, I admire you for just using a dentist's office instead of going and building some ridiculous thing in the middle of the city
Mouldy Apple
Right?? I try to be practical above all else.
Xylophone
looking at you, Opelucid City
Mouldy Apple
Laughs
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I can use my gym building money to build an expansive mangrove swamp themed aquarium if I WANT, okay
Mouldy Apple
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ : It's distinctly possible all of mine actually just went into bone saws and formalin and dental floss for Nidoqueens.
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
very fair
Mouldy Apple
I've decided my team is Dedenne, Raichu, Rattata. Raticate, Nidoqueen, and either Skuntank or... like. Eelektross. It has Acid, it counts.
Infychu
But what if you didn't give them a Joltik as a badge, just an egg sac and they had no clue what it was? And one place down the road would just get used to suddenly hysterical shrieking and flailing
Infychu
Trainers as they hatched and A BILLION BABIES CAME POURING OUT since they all take about the same time to hatch?
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
Infychu : nope i definitely give them joltik. i love them but there is an infestation in my lighting and I have to get rid of them in a cruelty-free way
Infychu
(LOL) Ahhh, good idea
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
my garvantula is too good of a mom
Xylophone
by the time you're ready for the E4, the joltik has evolved, so when you reach the badge-checking thing you can just be like
Xylophone
GALVANTULA, USE THUNDER
Xylophone
and take down the guard
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
no see the guards come visit every few months and play with the joltiks
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
garvantula knows this guard. this guard gave it treats. where's treats!!!
Xylophone
ah, good, so electrocuting them won't be necessary
Mouldy Apple
Oh my gods
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
nope. though you might have to pry your spider off because TREATS!!!!!
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
Bughouse gym does not endorse cruelty to joltiks or E4 guards
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