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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:10 AM

[merc] considering things for church. question (that should...probably go on the faq instead, but whatever) about the helmets:

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:11 AM

how long would a helmet, ignoring manufacturer, generally last with general wear and tear? ignoring any upgrades or specializations

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:12 AM

how expensive are repairs, or how common is it to try and make repairs oneself (even without, ahem, formal training)?

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:13 AM

mostly I'm just thinking maybe church's old junkass helmet going on the fritz or even maybe on its last legs. give him reason to go out without a helmet on a low risk day or to take it off at

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:13 AM

inopportune moments

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:13 AM

malfunctions and causes his head to be shocked so he whips it off and throws it across the room

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:14 AM

maybe you shouldn't make your own repairs after a few beers, Church

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:15 AM

IF you make your own repairs and don't know what you're doing, you've got a good chance of killing yourself.

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:17 AM

Too much proprietary stuff that if you poke wrong, shuts down.

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:18 AM

Filters are dangerous because built up with contaminates, and if you fuck with the wrong wires, you could shut down alert protocols.

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:18 AM

But people will do it if they want

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:20 AM

okay then in that case he probably knows better than to fuck with it himself. but still. it can bonk out at a dumb time in public and he has to decide if he wants to

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:21 AM

try and walk somewhere blind or with bad filters or something else dumb, or just take it off there and a;lfjw at people

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:21 AM

Delta works at a helmet tech shop too? So if he had to go somewhere for repairs or something, he could run into him

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:21 AM

or it's one of those things where it's some minor malfunction that probably isn't going to kill him but really ought to have been looked at months and months ago (like dumb shit with a car)

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:22 AM

I also do like the idea of shocking him just because imagine his hair poofing out

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:23 AM

I have the image of Church getting shocked and flinging his helmet as hard as he can and accidentally hitting someone

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:23 AM

maybe hasn't had the money or w/e. but if he deliberately went to get repaired it's just like. shades. really tacky-ass shades. or something.

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:23 AM

Delta will laugh at your shades

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:24 AM

maybe I am just looking for an excuse for someone to have a chance to see his stupid glowy eyeballs at some point. unless we really do want florida to creep into his room in the middle of the night

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:25 AM

I am all for fail brother/twin guy being found out

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:25 AM

Tex will punch him

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:26 AM

Florida does not break and enter pah

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:27 AM

tex OW what the FUCK

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:27 AM

I didn't hit YOU with my stupid fucking helmet--did I

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:28 AM

what if he did

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:28 AM

that helmet would be so far up his ass until she realized his eyes looked weird as hell

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:28 AM

that sound funnier

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:28 AM

I DON'T THINK THIS IS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:28 AM

ACCURATE DEPICTION:

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:29 AM

welp gonna just save that emote

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:29 AM

describes church and tex lbr

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:29 AM

in a nutshell

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:29 AM

how would she even react to his glowballs

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:29 AM

which, sadly, do not describe his actual balls, just his eyeballs

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:31 AM

She's head them described by Florida

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:38 AM

she? I thought all she knew was the fake eyes of some dead kid they claimed was Alpha idk

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:39 AM

Florida talked about his eyes from an interview with a teacher he had. It was part of the reason he suspected Alpha was alive.

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:40 AM

orly

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@akisawana

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:49 AM

i'm just going to sit here and think about neon genetalia.

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:50 AM

well that could be the tip off if you wanted the reveal to happen

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:50 AM

he could ruin her going out on a job this weekend. about to leave the city to meet a client and BAM helmet at her face and what are those eyes

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:50 AM

well I'm sure if tex shoved his dick in a light socket his balls sure would glow

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:51 AM

ha like I could throw up a general open post but then have a thread for him getting jibbajabbed by his helmet and chucking it inadvertently at her face? XD

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:52 AM

jesus CHRIST piece of SHIT fucking FUCK

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:53 AM

you could!

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:55 AM

Florida sadly cannot join

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:56 AM

but Florida will be one of the first to get a panicked message from her about finding Alpha maybe

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:56 AM

Oh god.

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:56 AM

I think depending on when it is Delta might stop in the street to help him.

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:57 AM

straight after the cursing his thought process goes like this:
oh shit I hit a girl
oh shit I hit a merc
...oh shit I'm outside without a helmet at least it's not clouded right now???

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 2:59 AM

it's okay, she will kill you first

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:04 AM

church will always have the worst aim except when it's completely accidental ~~or relevant to the plot~~

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:05 AM

delta happens by the commotion. ...who would be worse to hit with a helmet tho, tex or delta

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:05 AM

it could be worse. He could throw it and hit one of her sibligns

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:05 AM

with her there

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:05 AM

Oh god Delta referring to him as the bartender who 'wants me to have a threesome with Sigma and York'

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:06 AM

Tex would beat the shit out of him

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:06 AM

do not beat her bro bro with a helmet even if it's on accident!!

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:08 AM

Delta can happen by if it's saturday, just back from his date

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:08 AM

also brother revelations with Tex and Delta could be bonding time?

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:08 AM

bonding time for all three of them

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:08 AM

Delta would be more than speechless.

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:09 AM

Tex will offer to buy lunch until Church opens his mouth and then only buy her and DElta lunch

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:09 AM

Delta might have had lunch

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:09 AM

my joke still stands, Church is rude

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:10 AM

he is. And D doesn't understand.

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:10 AM

Tex will punch Church's arm. She won't know why, but it'll feel right

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:11 AM

Delta's silence would be broken by him bursting out that 'you told me to sleep with OUR younger brother.'

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:11 AM

because ability to can is gone

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:11 AM

there a brother store they could trade him in at?

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:12 AM

No. and Omega and Epsilon would kill them for trying

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:16 AM

hilariously I was thinking of making this for saturday SO

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:16 AM

okay one I was telling you to share boyfriends don't fuckin judge me I promise you I have heard like way worse in that bar

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:16 AM

two who the fuck is alpha

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:17 AM

three can you fix my helmet before I y'know die

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:17 AM

...four stop staring at my stupid eyes

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:18 AM

/digs some emergency pair of shades out of a pocket

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:19 AM

they could find him together on Saturday or Delta can do it solo?

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:21 AM

I could make a post just for us if that's easier? unless other people also wanna run into him and talk to his surly ass. which, really, who wouldn't :|

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:22 AM

Either works for me. I imagine Delta would be coming home from his date, so running into Tex is a viable option in the course of this, or running into Tex running into this

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:23 AM

lol I could just write him chucking his helmet and leave it to you two to flip a coin and see who gets smacked

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:27 AM

just somehow they all converge on the same location

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:31 AM

That sounds good. Hit Delta. He'll be flustered and catch it

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:32 AM

Tex spots this and is like WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BROTHER

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:35 AM

what what what the fuck--/sup weird eyes

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:37 AM

Delta will be so confused

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:39 AM

okay let me tear myself away from reading the rvb tearjerker page for some reason and write this up XD

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:41 AM

idk where to set this. 'downtown. edge of town. somewhere that is still within the city limits and definitely nowhere rich.'

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:43 AM

The streets of Gulch

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:43 AM

fuck more specific

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:47 AM

SOMEWHERE IN THE CITY OF GULCH

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:47 AM

I can di git

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@Drakesoldier

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:49 AM

What about the marketplace? I'd assume that was roughly the equivalent of Midtown Gulch

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:51 AM

works. D can walk through there to get home. I imagine his mind is going to be on a LOT of things that aren't this

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:53 AM

how will d feel if church just starts kind of automatically doing some signing at him while he yells like a stupid asshole maniac that he is

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:54 AM

oh god

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:54 AM

lmfao

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:54 AM

Let me know when you want Tex to pop in once you get it going

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 3:56 AM

there how's that

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 4:35 AM

I am a-okay with tex popping in whenever. (I'm about to bed but I wish I could stay up and vibrate)

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 4:36 AM

Let me know when! I can have her returning from a job so she's extra tired

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 4:36 AM

just don't want to jump in while someone else is already writing a tag haha

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 4:37 AM

she will smack those glasses out of his hand

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 4:39 AM

she can tag after Delta?? Or before idk

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 4:42 AM

can Delta go?

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 4:43 AM

Mind if Delta gets one more tag in before Beta?

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 4:47 AM

go for it!

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 4:50 AM

there

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 4:52 AM

tag it in a moment

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@topsecretgirly

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 5:19 AM

tagged and tracking the post

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@ChurbooseAnon

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 5:20 AM

yeah

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@Shadowesque

Sat, Jul 25, 2015 10:06 AM

church don't make things worse don't make things worse