if we're shipping who we're logged in as, y'all are stuck with this asshole 
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if we're shipping who we're logged in as, y'all are stuck with this asshole
if we're shipping who we're logged in as, y'all are stuck with this asshole
Alena
Nasir. I mean it'd be hot but. No.
Alena
Just not compatible, sadly
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the great tragedy of our respective tastes in characters
Alena
perhaps one day
⧗ widow.
Haaaaah. Because I'm sitting here on Nat's journal and she's just 'What is it with bowmen?'
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the killer arms 
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even though Bard keeps his nice and toasty and hidden
⧗ widow.
Well, there is that.
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...bowmen with kids, even
⧗ widow.
She would like to point out that she's already sort-of-not-exactly involved with a pair of those. And god, yeah. She's going to facepalm because WHY.
⧗ widow.
'pair of those' being killer arms, of course
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it's time she considers whether she might have a fetish 
⧗ widow.
It's possible. 
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not that Bard would complain considering Nat's hand-to-hand puts the elves to shame
⧗ widow.
This is true.
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his girls are going to be even bigger terrors though
⧗ widow.
Of course
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p hard to shame an elf 
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true, but Bard has yet to see an elf throw a larger opponent to the ground simply by grabbing them with their legs 
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quite sure Legolas has done it
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the dude rides bats
⧗ widow.
He's gotten up on a few trolls, too
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all true! and maybe the elves have all sorts of weaponless fighting styles they mess with that we just never saw, but we did never see them
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(clearly the answer here is a friendly tournament pitting elves against Avengers)
⧗ widow.
Hah. I would pay to see that.
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so would everyone within reasonable traveling distance of Dale 