[Mute] Flops on the ground, writhing in frustration

So after nearly a month and a half of looking for a place to live, with no more than a few days to find a place

I find the perfect option

Only problem is they're asking for a credit report to move in. Which I explain I have ZERO credit, as I've always paid everything with cash

'that's fine' they said 'but we still need to see the report or no deal'

so I have been looking at every site I can find for free credit reports. But each one comes up with an error that, while different each time, is basically saying

'we can't provide you this info'

And EVERYBODY I've asked who's used these sites has never heard of this problem!

Creditkarma, freecreditreport, even annualcreditpreport. All errors

None of the sites work for me

So now I'm basically sol AGAIN right after having all of more hopes and spirits lifted

/is secretly blacklisted by the government apparently