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GEE WHO IS MY STRONGEST
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it's ammy. Ammy is the strongest.
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absurdly powerful doglady hi5
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Sun/mother of all goddess yes hello dogfriend yass
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we still need to get Ammy and Kibeth in the same place some time
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BUT SERIOUSLY she basically might have given form to all of Nippon herself and was guarding it by herself and then SHENANIGANS HAPPENED
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big woop : oh my gosh yes please
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they can go hassle heroes together
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make the brats do shit
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bark at everyone
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DRAG THEM ALL OFF ON ADVENTURES
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it'll be great!
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if you want something done right you've got to do it yourself harass a teenager until she does it
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that is basically doing it yourself you gotta get those mortals up and going somehow they keep getting lost or forget or possessed somehow it's a mess
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THEY NEED MOTIVATION
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MOTIVATION. LIKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SCRATCH YOUR BELLY.
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and if being polite or looking cute at them doesn't work you bite them on the butt
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YES THAT
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VERY IMPORTANT OK
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ALSO BEHIND HER EARS
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also do you smell ham and fish and is that a grilled chicken because yes those are also acceptable
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yesss. give her table scraps and by table scraps she means "your entire meal"
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Kibeth and Ammy the two worst/best things to ever happen to the old kingdom and glorious nippon
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You guys weren't eating that feast right
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right????
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oops
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sorry not sorry
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how those restaurants ever managed when a giant white beast kept sweeping in and eating all the dishes idek
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and like. did no one notice Lirael was sneaking substantial amounts of food to her room for four and a half years
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i know right that is just
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god tier sneakery look at what you did Dog
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teaching kids terrible habits and by terrible i mean great ammy is super impressed
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SHE'LL BE A GREAT WARRIOR PRIESTESS
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GOTTA TEACH THE FUTURE ABHORSEN TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF AVAILABLE RESOURCES RIGHT
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YES BASICALLY
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someday she'll be out in the field and she'll need the ability to make off with as much food as possible
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ALTHOUGH to be fair Aerith and Selphie are kind of tied for second. Aerith's abilities WHILE WORLD AND REALITY BENDING are all protection and healing based for the most part
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While Selphie's RIP OPEN TIME AND SPACE, CREATE ALTERNATE UNIVERSES OUT OF NOTHING, AND THEN DESTROY THEM
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also she can destroy even the most powerful sorceresses's summons known to all creation with said power this girl is such a disaster waiting to happen she got nerfed twice in development
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SO CONSIDERING AERITH IS NOW BONDED TO THE PLANET THOUGH I think I'm going to have to say it's that girl since she can command an entire planet's worth of life force as well as summon one of the two most
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powerful spells known to that planet when she feels like it
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but Selphie is the one you really need to worry about since SHE'S THE ONE WITH THE ITCHY TRIGGER FINGERS
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big woop : it's true it's true
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Mika has no powers she's just great with kids and happens to have a fierce protective streak over the tiny child god she helped materialize SHE HAS A LOT OF ZEPHYR FEELINGS OKAY
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it is somewhere between "this is my tiny neeeiiiieephewwwiiiiece (????) and if you hurt them I will destroy everything that you love but mostly you"
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and this strangely overwhelming maternal streak that kind of terrifies her but Zephyr is literally one of the most important people in her life please don't ruin her small god child while she's away
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there needs to be a gender neutral word similar to nephew/niece describing Mika's personal feelings towards Zephyr is super difficult
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I would like to propose "nibling"
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I've seen a few people use it
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Nibling is good!
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"THIS ONE IS MINE, I FOUND THEM I HELPED GIVE THEM THEIR FACE NO YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS ONE FROM ME I LOVE THEM THE MOST" is a lot of it, mostly shouted with a mixture of terror and anxiety
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No don't take her tiny cub god away
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mika has grown super dependent on knowing that Zephyr is always nearby and does not handle this loss with any grace at all
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BUT ANYWAY yes das it my girls are all super broken and then there's mika who is super squishy forever
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(if it's any consolation, Murai is absolutely still praying to Zephyr on a regular basis)
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(thank you murai )
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somewhere very far away is a wolfgirl who keeps sending letters hoping that they'll be picked up by a sloth
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