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Open Log for Asfour's Home dealings for weapons and assistance in vengeance within!
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
... sure, Leonardo, let's walk into the home of a demon who collects weapons, this will not end horribly at all
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PROBABLY NOT ACTUALLY
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the really dangerous stuff is hidden
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I will give a gold star for getting the Arthurian blades names without google.
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
I know Arthur's was Excalibur
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
And the only reason I know the welsh name (which is Caledfwlch, by the way) is because I play a mythical Welsh bard who kept company with King Arthur |D
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nope!
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Different sword
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(he had like... 4, a dagger and a spear.)
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
Fair enough
Sleepy Deer
I'll have to toplevel when I get home.
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It's the one Moraltach stole
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MORDRED
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HERP
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LONG DAY
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
Assuming I don't murder you with this tag, Megan |D
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Alucin knows what's up there, BTW.
Sleepy Deer
Sounds good!~
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there's... three things (well, one is six)
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Namely, the blade he used as Saeviel, Zulfiqar and Sweeney Todd's razors.
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
... Sweeney Todd's razors
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yeah.
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they may have cost him an arm to take away from humanity
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they're Bad Mojo
plus
omg he lost his arm against sweeney todd
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or something
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back when he was a proper angel
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I'm torn on him losing it to Todd or to avoid the curse, or stopping some... whatever using them
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or he's a Vengeance demon partially because he owns them
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Sir. ...he must have gotten such a tongue lashing when he got back. Even if that was before Alcuin's time, someone must have.
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He had to get them away from humanity, an arm is a small price to pay to keep that much slaughter adding to things.
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he was lucky they were still all together
plus
it's true he did damn good
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He's probably trying to get whatever Jack the Ripper used away from the stupid humans too
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(Grace probably has a very good idea that he has them)
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
... oh man do I get to go looking for assassination weapons
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sure!
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I suspect that there's a hidden blade in there somewhere
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easter egg
Sleepy Deer
He wouldn't argue that point, but he will fuss over you like an angry mother hen while you recover. 8| Scare the sin out of him like that. Rude.
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it's why he needed you! 8D
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
... wait, an actual hidden blade
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
Because if so Leonardo needs to find it
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IDK IF THAT WOULD BE LEGIT.
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there's hidden weapons mostly everywhere!
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
I'm just imagining Asfour trying to explain it to Leonardo and Leonardo going "Actually, I know what this is" and then goes into intricate detail about its workings
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...he wants to keep you
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
lskdjgsldkjshl TALK TO THE HERETIC AND TO EZERIOU
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
THEY BOTH CALLED DIBS
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HE HAS THE SAFEST PLACES EVER
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
But no seriously can we do this because I want it
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yes
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8>
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
the only reason he goes to Asfour's house in the first place is so that he can get another glimpse of Alcuin
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
pining lovesick idiot
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hilariously Asfour doesn't much give a bone about your paintings Leo
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
Oh thank god those are awful
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flying machine designs
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humanity does kinda get it! sorta.
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
Although if you have Caesar's personal sword displayed somewhere Leonardo might genuinely have a heart attack
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maybe, I'm playing those loose
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he does cycle what's on display
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
Because Cesare Borgia, who shares the same name with Caesar obviously, had an exact replica of Caesar's sword made for him as his personal blade
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
He knows that blade
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...pff, He probably has both
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somewhere
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there's... a lot
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
... welp, better tell Ezeriou that Leonardo died of a heart attack
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those are probably out of cycle and in the basement
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he might ask Leo to design a door
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or window, he likes windows
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
Oh! I completely forgot about the assassin statues in the basement of the Villa, you could have Asfour carry the spear of Wei Yu, the bow of Qulan Gal, the dagger of Leonius
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BITCHIN'
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though he's not a bow guy
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spears push his limit
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they're probably in his office
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(though having the bow and being just "No idea why I took that /KANYESHRUG" about it is giggly)
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
... now I'm imagining him gently taking care of the asp of Amunet, like. Feeding it mice and ichor. Treating it like a fluffy dog.
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...
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yes
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
/cackles
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
"This is the asp that killed Cleopatra! 8D Who's a good murdersnake? YOU'RE a good murdersnake <3"
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it probably chills in the garden
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or occasionally on his horns
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because he's a GIANT DORK
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
2000 years old and it's just like "w/e man, u got some mice 4 me"
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it may be starting to gain sentience, all that ichor
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
Bam
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it's probably tried to eat him a couple times when he flew in in sparrow mode
cacopheny
Ridik prolly says hi to that snake every time he comes by :| because murderpets are the best pets
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it probably loves him
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deeply
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
... fun fact: it eats other snakes
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Best murdersnakefriend
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two odd things out in his house, a bow and a snake
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8D
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
Yes good
Sleepy Deer
snrk. murdersnake pets. beautiful.
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
If it was a she-snake then maybe name her Meretseger? Cobra-headed goddess? :|a
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
If it was a he-snake then idefk
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he'd have to find someone who spoke snake to ask it
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
skdljglsdjgsdlkg QUICK WHERE'S HARRY POTTER
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"what's her name?" "I don't speak snake."
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
"then wtf do you call her, snake?"
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"Mostly."
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"Also, brat.
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I figured out which hidden blade he probably has... Darius's
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FIRST ONE
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these things may or may not be arranged in the chamber he has his desk in in the exact same order as in the Sanctuary, only the Altair statue is replaced with the doors to his garden/sparring ring
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
oooooh
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because parallells
Sleepy Deer
......does this manor house have a name?
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Dunno
Sleepy Deer
the house of flying daggers
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NO. UH
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I was just curious.
Sleepy Deer
I read too much victorian lit where every house has a name.
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It probably has a few
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