Keep Portland Weird

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Performed on Flaming...

Actually I think that line for Voodoo Donuts is weirder than The Unipiper. I think their donuts suck.

I'm not a fan, either. We have Frost Doughnuts up here and they're lovely; my favorite doughnut is French crueller with cinnamon sugar because they remind me so much of the fastnachts my mother used to make.

*cruller, I always misspell it!