Loren
[swords][NSFW] I learned an important historical fact today thank you fanartist
Loren
apparently Hosokawa Tadaoki was instrumental in the development of the Higo zuiki, a kinky sex toy used as a dildo or cock cover
Loren
it's made out of a type of taro root and causes an itching/burning sensation...
Loren
source
source
Loren
these are considered one of the famous traditional products of the Higo/Kumamoto area and
Loren
the Hosokawa clan used to give them as gifts to the shogunate when they'd make their sankin koutai visits.................................
meng yao
i wonder how that first conversation went. like thank u very important guests here you go, put this on your dick, thank me later.
Loren
sdfdlfkjsdl THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION
~*~myuuuthos~*~
an itching/burning sensation
~*~myuuuthos~*~
how is this a gift
Loren
apparently it causes dicks to engorge and the person it's inserted in usually gets to pumping themselves really vigorously during intercourse because the rubbing soothes the sensation somewhat 
Loren
the only thing that completely gets rid of it is acidic stuff like lemon juice
Loren
BUT APPARENTLY SOME GIRLS WERE INTO IT THO...
~*~myuuuthos~*~
kaj;skgj
~*~myuuuthos~*~
I worry about you, dead Japanese dude
Loren
lmao well he was kind of the original yandere and all so there are definitely... plenty of things to worry about........................................
~*~myuuuthos~*~
ah now it all makes sense
Loren
yes........................................
meng yao
ah.....
ah.....
stheno ☆
... this was very educational, thank you loren
stheno ☆
I feel like I should mention I have an account for kasen but I don't even know what I'd do with this information
meng yao
stheno ☆
: u know what u must do
meng yao
u know
Loren
I've been playing him a tad bit too and yeah my thoughts exactly lol
meng yao
stheno ☆
I've just been sitting here with my hand on my mouth the entire time, I don't even know what to say
stheno ☆
he definitely deserves to have his dick stuck in a vegetable though
xue yang
AS SOMEONE WHO HAS PEELED TARO ROOT FOR COOKING LET ME EXPRESS THAT IT IS A REALLY UNPLEASANT BURNING SENSATION
xue yang
LIKE I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION OR POISONED
tsukuyomi tsimp
......this is even funnier to me after some side stuff for SW made tadaoki a creepy yandere with a cleaver
tsukuyomi tsimp
like i'm picturing him making THAT FACE witha cleaver in one hand and a sex toy in the other