SHIPPY SUNDAY. I need some smiles tonight, talk to me about cute fluffy shit.
son boy allowed
SHIPPY SUNDAY. I need some smiles tonight, talk to me about cute fluffy shit.
SHIPPY SUNDAY. I need some smiles tonight, talk to me about cute fluffy shit.
Nancy Crawfish
Blake would be the big jerk uncle who gives shit to whoever Heather dates
♠ GREED
Greed would probs take Heather along for the more mundane shopping excursions
♠ GREED
IT ISN'T SHIPPY but hey
duck bastard
Al and Wrath discovering Saturday morning cartoons together
son boy allowed
♠ GREED
: CUTE NON-SHIPPY THINGS APPLY. That's actually adorable, she'd be super into that.
son boy allowed
After the OTHERWORLDLY SHOPPING CENTER ADVENTURE she had in canon she's not much for mallcrawling anymore, but you can bet she'd probably have a blast running errands with Greed.
♠ GREED
basically replace ling with heather and this is how this shit goes down 
son boy allowed
oh my god
W(erewolf)ILF
the same warning i give everyone: if by some miracle heather ever shows romantic interest in anyone in ryslig, ginko will never stop being a smarmy loser about it
i think
what about having girl time with dawn
W(erewolf)ILF
literally the guy who starts laughing whenever she so much as mentions the person's name
son boy allowed
yes
i think
going out to eat ice cream and taking selfies together
son boy allowed
duck bastard
: Also aw omg please tell me this can happen in Route. Wrath would be all about him some cartoons, but he's never sat down and actually looked at a television long enough to catch any.
duck bastard
oh no that's so cute, where is that page from?
i think
trying on silly hats
duck bastard
IT CAN SO HAPPEN
son boy allowed
W(erewolf)ILF
: oh man Heather is SO ROMANTICALLY DYSFUNTIONAL at this point in Ryslig that it probably won't happen for quite some time, but I can so see that.
i think
heather flying around with dawn hanging from her feet
son boy allowed
Being a smarmy bastard about it is better than being Harry Mason and pulling the WANNA SEE MY GUN COLLECTION? route.
Nancy Crawfish
oh she has blake for that
Nancy Crawfish
heather has the best uncles
duck bastard
they can sit and eat cereal that is actually sugar and laugh at the dumb jokes
son boy allowed
i think
: and AWWW yes I can see that once they're used to each other. Heather could honestly USE a female friend in Ryslig to actually do girl stuff with, because otherwise she won't be doing it at ALL.
son boy allowed
They should paint their claws together
W(erewolf)ILF
LMAO yeah the threats only come out if he actively thinks this particular person might be dangerous
W(erewolf)ILF
so as long as she doesn't try to date like. gamzee or mugen
W(erewolf)ILF
it should be fine
son boy allowed
Nancy Crawfish
: Heather has so many excellent uncles, it's great. Blake would probably BEAT UP anyone who's interested in her in Route.
Nancy Crawfish
they could have pillow fights. with monsters.
son boy allowed
W(erewolf)ILF
: oh my god
Nancy Crawfish
...oh god, you know Steve would vet them intensely
son boy allowed
STEVE. Steve can probably SMELL bad boyfriend material
Nancy Crawfish
You've got an angry old cop and a little pink dog both with their eye on you, pal
son boy allowed
I honestly cannot even express how much I love Steve. What a perfect character.
son boy allowed
she is a treasure
Nancy Crawfish
aww 
Nancy Crawfish
somebody has to offset blake being a dick
Nancy Crawfish
and gnaw on him
Ieva
I was trying to think of a good monster mash question but I'm just picturing their pokemon trying to ship them before they actually get together
Nancy Crawfish
god pokemon totally ship their people
Nancy Crawfish
you know they gossi[
Nancy Crawfish
there have to be people out on dates who have been set up by like a giant stone nose and a whale
Ieva
There absolutely are
Ieva
which is the best mental image I can imagine, because that giant stone nose and the whale would be lurking outside the windows of the restaurant
Ieva
like 
son boy allowed
BEST PART OF ROUTE: Pokemon gossip
son boy allowed
"but what if YOUR trainer.... and MY trainer.... 
"
"
Ieva
THINKING THEY ARE SO SUBTLE AND HIDDEN
Ieva
BUT ONE OF THEM IS A WHALE
♠ GREED
also budding in randomly since I got distracted by the idea of waffles: Heather and Greed motorcycle rides
duck bastard
oh my god Pokemon gossip is the best thing
son boy allowed
♠ GREED
: oh my god.
Ieva
also seconding request for a source on that Greed and Ling comic because that looks PRECIOUS
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
HEATHER YOU DON"T HAVE A STALKER
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
YOU HAVE A RIN
♠ GREED
OH
son boy allowed
Heather would just be like "COOLEST BOSS EVER" right after she got over the fact that she'd basically have to cling on for DEAR LIFE.
♠ GREED
it's really friggen cute and a little tragic. I have the whole thing in a folder on this damn thing. I'll throw it up
Ieva
♠ GREED
He'll get one with a sidecar just for her ok
♠ GREED
he won't admit it's for her but
W(erewolf)ILF
rin you need to actually TELL people you like them, anonymously-left dead animals are weird??
son boy allowed
ALSO hell yeah I'd love to read that comic, I don't know jack shit about Brohood but it looks neat
son boy allowed
HAHAHAHA
son boy allowed
oh my god, a sidecar
son boy allowed
she'd be indignant, BUT SHE'D SIT IN IT
duck bastard
son boy allowed
holeinmysoul: CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN RIN
son boy allowed
I am so sorry for her paranoia omfg, RIN DOESN'T DESERVE THIS
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
he's so perplexed
son boy allowed
wooing silent hill protagonists is complicated
♠ GREED
like so. Also I think my plurk is open, so I'll just throw it up. It isn't in order BUT WHATEVS
like so. Also I think my plurk is open, so I'll just throw it up. It isn't in order BUT WHATEVS
son boy allowed
that is a SWEET RIDE, hot damn
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
he has no idea what her current issue is and when he finds ut he's just gonna be like 
W(erewolf)ILF
these poor children
♠ GREED
RIGHT g'damn
duck bastard
daaaaaang, Greed got a sweet ride
son boy allowed
SORRY RIN your pal is... she's... she's been through some shit, man.
♠ GREED
not too friggen shabby
son boy allowed
But yeah man, between shopping trips and getting to tag along on the bike, Heather would honestly love that. She doesn't do TOO badly for herself but like
son boy allowed
when she's not actually in the Devil's Nest, she is living exactly like how you'd expect a 17-year-old who's never been on their own to live
son boy allowed
FURNITURE-LESS APARTMENT, THRIFT STORE CLOTHES.
♠ GREED
Greed'd find that out and just leave clothes on her doorstep in the middle of the night, drive off
son boy allowed
HAHAHAHA AW GREED
♠ GREED
what
♠ GREED
she's gotta look cool
son boy allowed
that runs the risk of setting off her STANLEY RADAR just like poor Rin and his flowerpot+dead squirrel valentine but ONCE SHE FOUND OUT WHAT IT ACTUALLY WAS she'd be like
son boy allowed
"... aw shit dude YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO..."
♠ GREED
yeah yeah yeah fucking pissant brats the lot of ya
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
ksajdka
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
stalker is leaving her CLOTHES NOW???
son boy allowed
SHE WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS MYSTERY
♠ GREED
PFFFFTT
son boy allowed
at least nobody is likely to leave her dolls
son boy allowed
that would start a chain reaction that would probably end with dead civilians and property destruction
♠ GREED
LOL shit
son boy allowed
CLOTHES AND SQUIRRELS THO: she'll be chill with that once she works it out.
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
HAHAH he may not
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
leave her anything
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
anymore
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
if he has to tell her it was him
son boy allowed
HAHAHA
son boy allowed
Poor Rin
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
too embarrass
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
up on crush 5ever
son boy allowed
SHE WILL FEEL GENUINELY BAD ONCE SHE FINDS OUT IT WAS HIM. She'll probably bring HIM gifts to make up for it
son boy allowed
"yo rin i caught this rabbit earlier... but like.... i have too many rabbits....... so you can have it...."
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
wordlessly takes it
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
blushes
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
closes door on her
son boy allowed
monster romance
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
more like dumb dysfunctional teen romance
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
the only difference is gifts of dead animals
son boy allowed
THAT TOO
W(erewolf)ILF
omfg