July, July
My sister is asking me fish questions and I don't know "Where do fish poop from?" "They have anuses!" "They don't have butts they only have fins!"
July, July
"Are fish smart?" "They can be, for fish."
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
how old is your sister
miles you ass
They poop from the cloaca! Source: I have goldfish and they are ALWAYS POOPING.
July, July
"Can you train fish to do things?" "Yes, you can train fish to do things." Like what?" "Swim to things?"
July, July
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
okay so we're still at the "cute" stage and not the "you are a grown adult why does this matter stage XD
July, July
"What if a fish wanted to be something else? What if it wanted to be a turtle or something?"
July, July
Uh uh "Then I guess they'd be transturtles"
July, July
And now I'm wondering why the fuck I said that
July, July
July, July
"What’s that mean?"
July, July
July, July
I'm not awake or in the right mind for being questioned on fish or their inner lives
July, July
I have failed I am so sorry everyone.
miles you ass
fish butt
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
I'm sorry but I just laughed so hard I cried
July, July
She fell asleep midquestion. How.
July, July
RANNI
why are there so many fish anuses in my life lately
RANNI
why does this question keep returning
RANNI
tell her yes fish have butts, yes some fish are smart like sharks and lionfish and you can train them to swim mazes or jump out of the bowls and take food from your hands and more dangerous things you should
RANNI
not tell her about like the time someone accidentally trained a shark and that shark ended up biting someone in the butt
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
Because everything about this plurk is amazing
July, July
RANNI : I have told her everything you said but the sharkbuttnipping and said you were a trained scientist.
RANNI
lionfish remember you
RANNI
which is freaky of them, a bit
RANNI
also that is adorable and I'm putting "Trained scientist" on my business cards now
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