KIПG DΛD
KIПG DΛD
Gil...what are you doing to him? laughs
priestesses
both of you plz
(excited hiss)
KIПG DΛD
hey, GIL is the one already without a shirt! It is all his fault.
KIПG DΛD
hehehe...
ᴇʀᴏɢᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
ᴇʀᴏɢᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
shhhh
KIПG DΛD
LOL! pure my... Dia's a celt remember?
priestesses
stalks
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
/saves the delightful mental image of these two for later
KIПG DΛD
LOL! they are sparing with spears and Gil is having difficulty handling his. such a sad thing, no? and that is meant to be just as bad as it sounds! LOL!
priestesses
coughcompensatingcough
KIПG DΛD
this is what happens when you just stand back and throw weapons at someone Gil. your skills get rusty
priestesses
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
KIПG DΛD
Dia can do more with his one arm than you can do with two of yours Gil
KIПG DΛD
yes, but you don't know what Dia can do with his mouth... :-P
KIПG DΛD
LOL! I apologize. My mind is apparently in the gutter tonight
priestesses
an interesting turn >>
KIПG DΛD
hey, I was in Amat for a while myself and have smutted plenty on my musebox...
KIПG DΛD
I will keep that in mind. I kind of burned myself out on smut writing back last year, but if I get the urge back you will know! :-D
KIПG DΛD
LOL!
ᴇʀᴏɢᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Returns to this plurk
ᴇʀᴏɢᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
priestesses
KIПG DΛD
bows bows so glad you are all so amused
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
Kaldur is like "wow, I can appreciate all these attractive people"
priestesses
Mer's just like '/slowly popcorns'
priestesses
/enjoys the view
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
i almost wish gil and kaldur had cr
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
WE SHOULD MAKE IT REAL
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
somehow someway
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
kaldur like "huh there is a universe where you are real after all"
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
"I was kinda not buying it after tiamat turned out to be an alien weapon"
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
i am 500% canon legit serious
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
Umm... MArch he was at redgate for a fair bit, afterwards he's stayed mostly in caer glaem area. He was/is in the treun tourneys. Prooooobably will be popping in and out of the barrel.
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
TBH so long as there is water nearby he's p. flexible.
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
his ability to travel thrrough water is broke and he was apped too early for them to cap it whoooops
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
HAHA ME TOO I HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE TO TAG IN SO I CAN HIT YOU UP THEN.
KIПG DΛD
Yes, Will Gil be bothering Dia outside of the drinking thread or shall we just keep it to that for now?
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
dia can mention him or smthn so kaldur goes and checks him out
KIПG DΛD
pffft...Dia would just laugh at that if he saw it happen
KIПG DΛD
just a vague spectator thread so far where he is watching fights and then wandering a little later.
KIПG DΛD
dude, he's not even trying to flirt yet. if you really want him to...
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
OH a rose, Kaldur would be flattered 10/10 would bang your ass
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
BUT YEAH I WILL HUNT THAT THREAD DOWN
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
also dia is getting a kaldur in it, too
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
gotta cheer up knightbro
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
on a horse.
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
now look at your man, now back to me
KIПG DΛD
snerks
priestesses
feel free to nag Mer too
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
so, what I am understanding is KAldur should wander up to them and do this
KIПG DΛD
excuse you, why would Dia want a horse when he can 1.) run faster than one and 2.) has a bandersnatch and eventually a chocobo to ride instead?
priestesses
because horses are the best X-(
KIПG DΛD
Dia..isn't exactly looking for ladies though...
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
"look at your man" /looks at dia "now back to me" /looks at gil
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
except no
priestesses
does that mean he's looking for a man? lmao
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
Kaldur is still down to try and sweet talk grainne into a threesome js
KIПG DΛD
-pfft...maybe Grainne won't geas the men?
KIПG DΛD
Dude, love curse. Every woman who sees him still falls in love with him. He GOT the game
priestesses
I'm so glad I never gave Mer a crush on him laughsobs
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
Kaldur is not a gal, that's how you know he's genuine.
KIПG DΛD
Like he needs it anyway? And...why the heck did I just imagine them challenging each other to a game of woo the woman?
KIПG DΛD
priestesses : hugs baby safer without it.
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it should happen while they drink
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and Mer scores the most women
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lounges back~
KIПG DΛD
LOL! oh gods, that would be hilarious. spoiler, it's because the boys are so busy poking at each other the girls all think they are actually together...
priestesses
Mer's secretly actually taking bets with the other ladies how long it takes them
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that's why they're all hanging around
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
Kaldur drops hints like "bro if you gonna be like this kiss each other"
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
they'll migrate back to watch the show"
KIПG DΛD
Diarmuid would be so embarrassed because he didn't mean it like that AT ALL> Meanwhile Gil just smirks
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
Dia seriously. Just do it. I kissed Sara, its nbd
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laughs
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
FIne, Dia, if you won't–" /SNOGS GIL
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
except idk
priestesses
Mer and her ladies: /popcorn
KIПG DΛD
I just imagined Kal and Gil ganging up on Dia while Mer and the ladies cheer
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
Kaldur would be so down for that
priestesses
hey don't look at Mer, Dia, she's too busy lounging and pimpin
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
Kaldur's like "two bucks for front row seats, ladies"
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
/makes so much money
KIПG DΛD
suddenly all the fights have no one watching because everyone is watching the guys instead...
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
you underestimate the power of Kaldur's mouth, my friend
KIПG DΛD
LOL! I said that about Dia earlier in this plurk. ahahaha
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
sfkhjad A= orgies
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
yes, but does dia have practice on multiple species-worth of techniques?
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
because kaldur teaches legit sex advice and education to horny superhero alien teenagers.
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
HAHAHAH TRUE
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~MYTHOLOGY~
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
-so basically the summary of the convo is this
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
Dia, Gil, and Kaldur could have wicked awesome kinky sex
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
yes but did you use your dick or your sword
priestesses
wouldn't surprise me man
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
the sharp sword
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
not the hard one
priestesses
p sure it was lions
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
hahahahahhahahahaha
priestesses
he does have a "fondness" for them
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
should i be concerned for aslan? I AM TRASH
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
GOODBYE
priestesses
WE WERE THINKING IT YOU SAID IT
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
YOU JUST ADMITTED IT
KIПG DΛD
wow...I was gone five seconds! LOL! at least I am not to blame for the turn this time. though I support 100%
priestesses
NO I NEVER
priestesses
IT'S CROSSED OUT
KIПG DΛD
yeah, I was going to say, I thought I saw something about a human form at some point
priestesses
excellent
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
I REMEMBER THAT
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
I was thinking "damn i wish i'd apped fossil kenobi so he could hav heart attacks"
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
at this old master that is not his old master but actuall some sort of cathar/feline the fuck"
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
BUT GIL WOW
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
okay no but this thread totally makes me want to eventually do a 'wake up hung over and sharing some awkward bed in a tavern
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
not necessarily soon or with gil but
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Samhain
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
--things i shoudl do before kaldur is a promised man >>
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
Samhain is hottub party at sara's right?
KIПG DΛD
Ditto, Samhain
KIПG DΛD
Dia be like: what the hell is a hottub? aren't all bath's warm?
priestesses
Samhain is when shit happens man
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
like last year
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
when kaldur snogged sara
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
in front of tzilan
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
w H O O P S
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yes
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
yessssssssss
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
kaldur looks over at gil... "yeah, no. Wish I regretted it, but I honestly dont"
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
"Morning seconds?"
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
what do you mean end of thread
priestesses
waking up in someone else's bed was not on Mer's to do list but there you go
priestesses
Celts man
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
hahahaah
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
kaldur with cu, be like "damn, wrong lancer"
priestesses
she'll swap beds with you Kaldur
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
YES DONE
priestesses
tag out
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
high five as they pass in the hallway
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slaps his ass on the way back to Cu's bed
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
Wow Mer wow. Next time you get goosed
priestesses
;3
KIПG DΛD
LOL! Kal, be nice to Not!Daughter or else
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
she started it.
KIПG DΛD
Oh well then...good taste Mer
priestesses
cackles
𝕊𝕖𝕒 𝔾𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟
/shakes head
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