[GoPri] As usual, Doremi's version has the least problems of the available options.

So unsurprisingly, that's what I'll be going with.

I like some of the translation choices in Mikaru Subs better actually, in spite of the name flub, but mercifully Doremi's video isn't hot trash.

...though they also had a weird way of translating one thing I nitpicked for Commie's, but. EHHHH.

It's not about being a weeboo

Zetsuborg is actual wordplay

Desborg isn't, it's just a straight translation of that.

Which is... fine. But it's also not funny.

Dyspairvil is stupid, tho

...okay, now I'm checking Mikaru Subs again and it doesn't look as bad as I thought it did before.
Maybe I watched it on the wrong monitor.

zetsuborg at least makes, like, marginal sense to an english speaker because of the borg part

It does. I'm not sure how you TRANSLATE it and maintain the word play in this instance.

I've seen one group not try, another try and come out with middling results, and a third just pull something out of their ass because that's what Commie does.

Despairobo