
Doge-lover Joja
staying inside for new years

Gabiluzbad
that makes sense

Gabiluzbad
it's cold outside

Doge-lover Joja
It does?

Doge-lover Joja
Crap, that wasn't the plan

Doge-lover Joja
Welp, time to streak into the new year!

Doge-lover Joja
/starts stripping as he walks out the door

Gabiluzbad
no Camiu

Gabiluzbad
keep your pants on

Gabiluzbad
I command it

Doge-lover Joja
/wears pants as a top, ripped head through fly

Doge-lover Joja
am I doing it right?

Gabiluzbad
close enough

Doge-lover Joja
k

Doge-lover Joja
Hmmm... Do Lesbians say "daddy" during sex?

Gabiluzbad
Do straight girls say daddy during sex?

Gabiluzbad
that seems like a weird thing to say during sex

Doge-lover Joja
Daddy issues are a thing, man

Doge-lover Joja
It's like saying, "Oh god" over and over again, it's a thing

Gabiluzbad
I'm gonna say if they do that is a sign that the girl has issues

Doge-lover Joja
Oh that was never in question