Famine
hahaha, don't worry Julian, Kira's fairly scandalized herself. playing with her pet Terrans is one thing, but marrying them? you don't marry your pets
Well first he'd have to check whose size the wedding dress is, and then lock the door before Jack wakes up so his retreat is slowed down enough for an actual conversation....
Yes. It's not as though the lock isn't on the same side of the door as both of them, Ianto just wants the few extra seconds to talk him down before he goes and hides on a roof somewhere.
though I am amused by the idea of Spine discovering that the wedding dress is definitely too long for Jack and being forever sheepish because what a dork
and what he might think he stands to gain by ithis pheromones are not alien, thank you, they are perfectly naturalhe means, uh