I am not lying about how terrible my tree is.

It's leaning at probably a twenty-degree angle.

And those ribbons? They're holding the top together because branches keep coming off.

Yeah, pretty much. XD

I haven't put the ornaments on it yet, but they're not in great shape, either.

That's fantastic

That's one way to put it.

There's a certain beauty in things that are truly terrible.

I will keep using this until it disintegrates. A good tree would be boring in comparison. /bricked

it's true though.

I have a good tree. It's several years old but in good shape, pre-lit, all the pieces are holding up well. It looks nice especially for something I paid less than $10 for. It's nowhere near as interesting

as yours. XD