Malik's ability to be blunt is a godsend sometimes
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Malik's ability to be blunt is a godsend sometimes
Malik's ability to be blunt is a godsend sometimes
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"we can fuck to square away debts or we can fuck as fuckbuddies"
yeetaflare
thank you Malik
Helluva Bix
he has stared at your butt for the past like... two hours
Helluva Bix
SOMEONE HAD TO SAY SOMETHING
yeetaflare
HE'S NOT GOOD AT CONVERSATION
yeetaflare
But he does have a nice butt
Helluva Bix
so does Malik, he just usually hides his under a longer shirt
yeetaflare
show him
yeetaflare
/pauses game to tag back
Helluva Bix
sometimes Malik can have adult conversations with people. Mosty when said person is not Altair.
yeetaflare
probably Altaït would remind Vincent of a weird mix between Reno and Cloud and give him an intense desire to hug him and bash his head against a wall at the same time
Helluva Bix
yes
yeetaflare
Sometimes, I feel like Vincent is the only adult in his canon
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well, he kinda is
yeetaflare
which makes sense as he is about thirty years older than everyone else, but still
Helluva Bix
it's also kind of sad that he's the biggest adult
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because he is... not the best choices maker
yeetaflare
Good life decisions and Vincent are not compatible
Helluva Bix
well, he did make the choice Malik wanted him to? So that's that XD
Helluva Bix
whether it's a good life choice for either of them is ENTIERLY up in the air still (probably a better one than other people though)
yeetaflare
That actually might be one of the healthiest relationships Vincent has
yeetaflare
Then they get to the part where they go 'BTW, I kill people'. 'I kinda noticed. me too'. 'Oh, ok'.
Helluva Bix
well, it'll probably be obvious Malik knows what he's doing with a pointy weapon when the one literally strapped to his arm is discovered
Helluva Bix
it's not a gentle maiming sort of device
yeetaflare
'gentle maiming'
Helluva Bix
and yanno, the scars and calluses on his hand
yeetaflare
Vincent's whole body is covered in scars, btw
yeetaflare
like, from neck to feet, he's got them everywhere
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Malik won't ask if VIncent doesn't ask
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he's got far fewer but they're not itty papercuts either
Helluva Bix
(He will also pay attention to good vs. bad reactions on touching)
yeetaflare
Bless your canon for not making you a fucked up science experiment
yeetaflare
although in a way, the whole of humanity is a sort of science experiment I guess
Helluva Bix
yeaaaaaah
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not that Malik knows that
Helluva Bix
he's very "put that thing back where it came from or so help me" about the Apple and it's knowledge
Helluva Bix
information comes at prices