you know what's awkward is when you so strongly identify with a character that that's you, and then your boss comes in with a shirt with your face on it

sldkfj SUPER AWK

welp

IT GOT WORSE

someone else then compared their ex boyfriend, physically, to the same character

and i'm standing there like please stop talking to me

all of you stop talking to me

omfg

SHE WENT ON WITH THIS STORY FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES

AND MY BULLET NECKLACE KEPT FALLING OFF WHILE SHE WAS TALKING and i couldn't tell if it was more awkward or less awkward that she was like

"THIS GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE JAX" while my i-think-pretty-obvious Jax necklace was like trying desperately to smack her in the face AND NOT NOTICING

and then after she regaled me with this awkwardass tale for twenty minutes, she was like CAN YOU GO TO STARBUCKS FOR ME PLEASE????

woW

so that was a day that i had just now