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[meme] My character shows up on your character's doorstep, having been obviously beaten to all hell. What now?
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D8
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DX BRO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING FIGHTING WITHOUT YOUR PARTNER GET IN HERE WHO DID THIS -SLAPS ICE AND BANDAGES ON- YOU'RE NOT DYING ARE YOU HERE REST AND TELL ME WHO DID IT SO I CAN PUNCH THEM
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/sullen silence
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well first of all how did you find his doorstep I hope you don't mean the sewers--
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but no he'd be very "what do I do with this why did you come to me" and try to mask it with snark
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....maybe
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DON'T YOU GO ALL SILENT ON ME YO PHONES and then gentle patch jobs because bro
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LOL IF HE WENT TO JOSH BEFORE ANY OF HIS OTHER FIRENDS SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG
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LIKE, EVERYONE ELSE SI DEAD LEVELS OF VERY WRONG
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Josh is closer LMAO
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LOOK IF NEKU IS BLEEDING OUT, BEAT'S NOT GONNA BE UPSET IF HE GOES TO JOSH FIRST
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ESPECIALLY IF JOSH IS LIKE RIGHT THERE
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...if Neku is bleeding out he probably shouldn't be in a dirty sewer either
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just mental images of Neku dragging himself along now, spotting Josh's house, getting a 'weeeh' face, and dragging himself further
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he gets infection and dies, the end
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wow he doesn't live in a sewer hdu
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LOL HE ASSUMES THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO JOSH
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IS HIS STUPID LITTLE FISH FLOOR
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ROFL
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/bleeds all over the fancy couches
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WOW HE LIKES HIS FISH FLOOR--hey
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yeah you show 'em phones
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God dammit sho-kun
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мσяgαиιтє ♥ : look this is kinda a weekly thing
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okay true
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/got his head kicked by a kangaskhan
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like the others, find out what he did and clean him up
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Beat it's what did you touch this time
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Neku, what on earth?
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I love that with Beat it's always WHAT DID YOU DO NOW CHILD
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while with Neku he at least gets the benifit of a doubt
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NEKU YOU'RE SUPPOST TO BE THE SMART ONE
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X-(
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though tbf Beat got beat up a LOT in drrp
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whoa I always forget that's super angry
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but yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah NEKU STOP FIGHTING
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and wow what type of trouble did your Beat get up to my goodness
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he blanked out and nailed a few people with a chair for one
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of course, that's just a summary
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...........
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sounds legit
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to be fair he JUST SAW HIS PARENTS AND RHYME DEAD
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OKAY THAT'D DO IT
化けの花
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he also dislocated his shoulder busting down doors to get at Monobear who had captured his OTHER young female sister figure
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..................
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damn right
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aaaand almost got killed by a rocket lancher that ANOTEHR friend pushed him out fo the way of and took for him
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yup
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... never did have that conversation with the other two following... eh, handwave
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oh and after that Adachi punched him for getting said friend killed
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THERE WAS A OOC JOKE THAT ANYONE BEAT LOVES WITH DIE IN DRRP
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^will
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and it says something for how messed up Beat was by that point?
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that he didn't even fight back he just let Adachi hit him
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because he blamed himself too
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...and tbf the curse kinda came true
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;A; Beat
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he didn't have close cr with Sonico until after all the deathes were done
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and Schuldig was...complicated
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Mr. H died, Inaba died, Naomi died, Walker died even DAN died
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srsly, like, Goku was next in death line
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pft... Cynthia really and then everyone
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which is why Beat had a break down and sobbed ont he god deer and helped get golden ending
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LOL YEP liek he really liked Cynthia but they never got super close WHICH I REGRET
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beat
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OH YEAH AND HIS MOST IMPORTANT CR WAS MURDERED BY ADACHI
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HIS SKATEBOARD
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HE SNAPPED IT AND FED IT TO A MANEATING PLANT
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gave the poor thing indigestion
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...oh and framed Beat for murder but that's secondray to his poor board
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and noooo one really bought beat as the killer
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for a detective Adachi did a shoddy frame job. But considering his mental state that can be forgiven
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NOT THE SKATEBOARD
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WHAT'D IT EVER DO TO THEM WOW
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HE WAS SO DITRAUGHT
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the plant spit out half of it into his hands
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WOW
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HE HAD ONLY WON IT BACK LIKE TWO WEEKS BEFORE TOO
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...schuldig also almost talked him into jumping a bunch of chairs and breaking his dumb self too but thankfully that didn't happen
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he DID jump down a flight of stairs with it tho
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... oh shit that reminds me, I can use the 10 coins Beat has in Ryslig to get his skateboard HIS BABY
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\o\
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... don't crush it
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No way boards are heavy duty to withstand shit plus think of all the sick ramps he can make with his rocky powers
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/gold clap at said sick jumps
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^golf
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you're joining bro
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8|
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/...byyyye
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you just want accidental makeouts again
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hey shhhh
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neku would cheat anyways, get sweet air via flying
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/flys away with the board
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WOW BRO
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BD
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LOOKIT THIS SWEET AIIIIR
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YOU DROP IT AND YOU WON'T BE FLYING FOR A WHILE though Beat would totally be amused he's cheating his damned ass off and call it on him when he landed
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look, fog douche gave him wings he's using them
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PFT get strong bro, go lift and give Beat a ride
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LOL OUTSIDE FOG FORM THAT AIN'T HAPPENING
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...maybe in fog form though
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before beat is full rock and too heavy
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Yeah Beat's fog form is so not going to be lifted (giant massive boulder troll boy) but I think the only changes he's gonna get next are smaller ones. DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRUH
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hey, his chest has grown a lot!
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it HAD to just to lift himself XD
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like he could PROBABLY lift mostly!human beat in a crisis
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but it would not be fun XD
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.... ooooo nekus got da chest now to go with dem hips, eh?
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Broad shouldered hippyneku with freckles ROFL
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He looks a little awkward, but man outside magics he has to put the new wing muscles SOMEWHERE
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He'll grow into it and turn into a hottie
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Give him a year or two for his next natural growth spurt B3c
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eyebrow wiggle
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the fog is just putting things where they'll fit instead of evenly ; 3;
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silly-vanilly : oh ho ho
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;a; don't worry neku you'll grow up to be a pretty ginger lion scorpion snake... thing
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but yes filled out college neku yes
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yes that has my approval A+
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He'd still be scrawny next to say, Beat
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but some inches and a little more meat = good
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in fact, winterbolt drew him recently with his hair down and her artstyle gave him some meat unlike the canon artstyle and I am like yes good
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she also gave him SUPER FRECKLES
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Beat's going to be that type of person with functional muscles and not just body building muscles (aka skinny ass waist, wide upper chest, not Beat thanks) so yeah Neku will always be scrawny BUT YES MORE
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MEAT ON NEKU IS GOOD
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it's super cute
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YES I LIKE IT
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also: yes Beat, do not turn dorito shaped
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YEAH NOTHX no triangles. oh he'll get the wider shoulders and beefier chest (and an ass you can bounce yourself offa) but he'll have that nice chest/waist/hip ratio that says strong
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bounce offa, huh B3c
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but yeah, more 'I'm very active' muscle then 'I work out' muscles
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exactly, eyebrow wiggle eyebrow wiggle and yeah exactly THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T JUST LIFT BRO
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YOU JUMP, YOU RUN, YOU SLAM INTO SHIT
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IT'S LIKE TINPIN
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BUT HE'S SHIT AT TINPIN
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SOB I WAS SHIT AT TINPIN
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I wasn't great either tbh
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/brohug
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But yes, main line Neku is not amazing at tinpin, Blue would be ashamed of himself
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omg Blue
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TINPIN IS LOVE TINPIN IS LIFE
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NO ROFL
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One day I will play Blue
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I've always wanted to
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esp in a game already with a Phones
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so everyone can be all 'wow this neku is so much better to be around'
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PFT
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like, Blue is still kinda... smarmy and stoic but not as outright antisocial
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right all mister beautiful day and shit
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THAT AIN'T NEKU ROFL
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he says that in fron tof beat
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beat thinks he's a podperson
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HE SO WOULD
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KILL THE IMPOSTER
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SOME WEIRD ASS DOPPLEGANGER BEIN' ALL CHEERFUL AND SHIT WHERES HIS PHONES
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; 3; yellow this is a bad joke man
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oh god that would confuse the shit out of Beat WHO YOU CALLING YELLOW HE AIN'T YELLOW UR YELLOW
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...no beat your literally yellow
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/lifts hat
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... right yeah true he's goldilocks
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I JUST WANT
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SOME LONG ASS RAPUNZEL SHIT GOING ON WITH BEATS HAIR
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beanie comes off
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woosh, fabio
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sob
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/braids it
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or worse, it already is
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omfg
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Rhyme did it, it's how it stays in the hat
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All done up in coils under the hat, how do you think that thing stays on when he's jumping around and shit for his attacks
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hair pins
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damn right and judging from his motif, prolly blingy hair pins
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....
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ono
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I want Beat to get Neku a beanie
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with a cat on it instead of skulls
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either a CAT cat, or a cat skull
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....or worse, a cat ear beanie
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IT'S GONNA GET COLD DURING THE WINTER GOTTA DECK NEKU OUT IN WARM STUFF
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HE'S ALREADY SO COLD MAN
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it's why he's been sleeping int he sun all day
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something like that that he can fit over his ears
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oh no cute
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make a cat skull pin out of rock and ... glue with safety pins
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and after the Game he has a LOT less shame with clothing
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break open one of his geodes and use the crystal so it's flashy
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HE SHOULD BE LMAO
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omg beat you cute nerd
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HE IS ... REALLY NICE TO HIS FRIENDS ALL RIGHT you'll get teased like shit for wearing it but fuck it, Neku's gonna be too cold to move and he's part of the family
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omg yes
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that's some shit Josh would wear too LOL
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lol josh would
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beat's gonna deck out fucks out in all the warm shit
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neku prefers casual comfy stuff to overly stylized tbh
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you fucks*
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so like, big sweaters yes
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Neku would be into the thick fluffy -- yes
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DAMN there should be a Shiki here
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with big collars to hide in
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Beat would so get her to sew
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we need SHiki
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CUTIE
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yeah :| the partner pile is missing one
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; 3; there are few shiki's out there but I hope having a near full main cast will attract one some day
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neku needs his best gf
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;a; someday we'll get one
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he loves Beat and Josh (in his way) but Shiki gets him in a way no one else does
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plus she'd be a good balance for all the teen boy drama
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god she so would
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