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[da] Varric is my love and I will never forgive DA for removing the option of a dwarf romance from all but the very first game
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You can romance almost literally everyone else throughout the last few games, but dwarves you could only romance IF YOU WERE ONE in the first game
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eff u da
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sob varric is pretty maybe we'll at least get a pc mod
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THE WORST ROMANCE EVER
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WTF DA
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forever bitter about no Varric romance
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all that sexy chest hair 
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I love me some dwarves man. That was my main complaint about DA2 I need to be a dwarf or love on some dwarves but maybe DA3 will help sate my appetite
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APPARENTLY NOT
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I'm going to buy the PC version in addition to the PS3 version I preordered and download mods to make everyone romanceable a dwarf
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I don't even care DA owes me dwarves
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They didn't give me any SO I WILL TAKE THEM ALL
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YES though idk I've never seen Willow
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but everyone dwarves
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Put it in my game thx
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ARE YOU SURE ITS REALLY ACTUALLY GOOD. I was told this about Labyrinth too
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I think this is another one of those moments where my brain translated your acornym into something that isn't actually what it's supposed to be
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oh good
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oh so not lady parts
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Nope just the date! So I'm free Sunday
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ok 83 and we can do the last SOA episode too
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ok I don't know who that is but ok
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oh really? huh. I thought it was like you
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ITS MY PLURK
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sorry Cassandra he'd never cheat on Bianca
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not even for you
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I want Varric to meet someone named Bianca and just stare stunned
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osdfj yes
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see now that's a game I'd be enthusiastic about. Hot Cassandra/Varric action.
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make it happen April
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hee hee you said comes
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I know we had one once
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hjghj
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it is