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              [da] Varric is my love and I will never forgive DA for removing the option of a dwarf romance from all but the very first game
            
           
            
            
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              You can romance almost literally everyone else throughout the last few games, but dwarves you could only romance IF YOU WERE ONE in the first game
            
           
            
            
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              eff u da
            
           
            
            
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              sob varric is pretty maybe we'll at least get a pc mod
            
           
            
            
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              THE WORST ROMANCE EVER
            
           
            
            
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              WTF DA
            
           
            
            
                ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴅ ʜᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ
                
                
                
            
            
        
            
        
              forever bitter about no Varric romance
            
           
            
            
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              all that sexy chest hair  
            
           
             
            
            
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              I love me some dwarves man. That was my main complaint about DA2 I need to be a dwarf or love on some dwarves but maybe DA3 will help sate my appetite
            
           
            
            
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              APPARENTLY NOT
            
           
            
            
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              I'm going to buy the PC version in addition to the PS3 version I preordered and download mods to make everyone romanceable a dwarf
            
           
            
            
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              I don't even care DA owes me dwarves
            
           
            
            
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              They didn't give me any SO I WILL TAKE THEM ALL
            
           
            
            
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              YES though idk I've never seen Willow
            
           
            
            
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              but everyone dwarves
            
           
            
            
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              Put it in my game thx
            
           
            
            
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              ARE YOU SURE ITS REALLY ACTUALLY GOOD. I was told this about Labyrinth too
            
           
            
            
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              I think this is another one of those moments where my brain translated your acornym into something that isn't actually what it's supposed to be
            
           
            
            
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              oh good
            
           
            
            
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              oh so not lady parts
            
           
            
            
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              Nope just the date! So I'm free Sunday
            
           
            
            
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              ok 83 and we can do the last SOA episode too
            
           
            
            
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              ok I don't know who that is but ok
            
           
            
            
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              oh really? huh. I thought it was like you
            
           
            
            
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              ITS MY PLURK
            
           
            
            
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              sorry Cassandra he'd never cheat on Bianca
            
           
            
            
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              not even for you
            
           
            
            
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              I want Varric to meet someone named Bianca and just stare stunned
            
           
            
            
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              osdfj yes
            
           
            
            
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              see now that's a game I'd be enthusiastic about. Hot Cassandra/Varric action.
            
           
            
            
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              make it happen April
            
           
            
            
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              hee hee you said comes
            
           
            
            
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              I know we had one once
            
           
            
            
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              hjghj
            
           
            
            
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              it is