tag plurk doot doot
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tag plurk doot doot
tag plurk doot doot
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edward: 8 in game, 2 meme
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hk-47: 8 in game, 2 meme
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wow the exact same
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how did that happen
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i'm gonna do HK first since he has more action-related tags. eddie is all talk
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but what if I listen to harlem shake while tagging this back
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actually i'm listening to this 
Archive Violently
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language warning: liberal use of the word "fuck" so for those in an environ where that is not a good idea you are warned
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hk-47>molotov maybe them there jedi were onto something...
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honestly tag plurks have become more entertaining to me when i do comedic taglines summarizing sometimes minute or irrelevant information in the tag
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also this train of thought gives me more incentive for HK to meet Starkiller at the star wars store
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"i wonder if they have any mock jedi teaching booklets or something..."
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hk-47>eridan because sane people compliment the people that shoot them
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bonus: the song i was listening to while writing this tag 
Justin Timberlake - Murder HQ (feat. Jay Z / With Ly...
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and still am
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it's a pretty long song
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now onto the thread where HK is pretty much like an excited child asking molotov for story time
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hk dies in bad joke shirt
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sorry that molotov didn't care enough to pick you a nice shirt, robot
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oh my god
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i am trying so hard not to laugh ridiculously in the middle of starbucks
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HK gets Molotov a gift for when she returns to the Capitol 
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awwwww
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does it satisfy her hood rat sensibilities?
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it does, it really does
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fans in the capitol start to speculate they are an item, fanfiction begins to circulate
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molotov is pretty sure he's banging one of the drag queens
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lol no she doesn't know that
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he gets so much more theorhetical action than actual action
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molotov is not a good action teacher anyway
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holly is probably better
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i just imagine the scene with her and brock when she was young and set the room on fire
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he'd be so confused
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no no, that was foreplay, she's good with foreplay
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like why do meatbags consider this pleasurable??? do they all set fire to the bedroom?
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haha
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even further confusion: there are stages?? foreplay and then sex??
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is there a third stage??
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smoking
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smoking is stage three
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then not getting squished by your enormous lover when you sleep is the last stage
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that's really specific, is it required that one party be significantly larger than the other?
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molotov prefers at least six inches and a hundred pounds difference, but there's a lot to be said for personality
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i imagine this would be a really comical conversation if they actually had it
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hk goes and asks her about things because she's straightfoward
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things spiral
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this is an ongoing theme with molotov, she once had to tell vriska about human reproduction in another game
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it lead to the running joke, "His penis! Of course!"
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because molotov was just like "um he sticks his penis in her vagina and ejaculates", that is molotov
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molotov giving a sex talk to an alien child
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and possibly now a robot
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also i would have finished another tag by now but i'm trying to figure out some other way to preface his question that isn't saying query five million times in a row
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i have only myself to blame
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hk>molotov pizza pizza pie pizza pie
System Of A Down - Pizza Pie
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hk>dave you say pool but i see nothing of the sort here
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also befuddlement haha
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doot doot now i have damian lewis with a bugle for my profile image robot bugle
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as opposed to skull trumpet
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only vaguely relevant
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i wish i could icon it for HK but alas, there's a bugle and that will not do for an icon
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hk>holly smooch smooch mistletoe already
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ugh robot just get your dick under control already, god
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you say that like he has a raging boner or something molotov wow
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so hard up for holly's tuck bornthisgaybaby
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tonight on "the hunger games: untucked".....
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i have four minutes of battery life left, there's no chance i'm gonna get a tag out in that time sigh
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challenge not accepted
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hopefully vin will be out soon and then i will be able to plug back in at home
ᴄʜᴏʀᴛʟᴇs ғᴀᴛʟʏ
Dftdhtd crying
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wipes away ur tears
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throws glitter everywhere
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offers you that super anime human hk art
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prays there are no cooties in this story
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hk>molotov^ plurk ate that part of the message??
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hk>molotov gomen gomen molotov-chan
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hk has discovered the mystery of wanting to make pretty ladies happy
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soon she will have him completely wrapped around her petite manicured fingers
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hk>molotov you joke hk but that's probably what would happen if she did
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lbr
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hk>holly on the kiss meme doki doki sweet romance blossoms
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molotov stripping hk is good television
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also i couldnt stop laughing because half of his personality programming is being a sarcastic little shit so molotov being like "not sure if..." is funny
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look her only robot acquaintance is not someone she can understand, so she has questions
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fact: anyone who is stripped down by molotov will be filled with awkward sexual interest, hence where the confusion must be coming from, right?
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meanwhile in the other thread hk is thinking this is the best sappy story he has ever heard