
ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
[airbnb]

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
no i dislike this girl

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
like i made a handout

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
with all the information necessary to live here

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
address, contact info, wifi password

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
all the rules

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
and i'm pretty sure she hasn't read it

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
because she just knocked on my door and was like "i wanna get amazon delivery here what's the addy"

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
and i am like

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
"it was written. on the piece of paper. on the desk. i explicitly mentioned."

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
and she doesn't lock the door when she leaves or gets back in

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so i am constantly locking it

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
she's quiet, at least there's that

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
how did i end up with a damn princess in this castle??

Gengangster ☆
WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMAZON DELIVERY GIRL YOU HERE FOR LIKE A WEEK

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i mean it's fine, like delivery's cool, i get that some things need to be ordered online and with 2-day shipping it's pretty convenient

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
i'm just not sure what to make of her

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
mainly i am annoyed about the door locks

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
(but also our address is released to airbnb'ers upon reservation day so she should have it anyway...)

Gengangster ☆
only rich people do 2-day

Gengangster ☆
...why doesn't she have that yeah what

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
ffft she just strikes me as one of those people who's like really good about personal health and style (you should see what she has in our fridge it is the very opposite of our frozen burgers)

ᴛɪɴʏ ᴛɪᴍ
but who can't do much for themselves beyond that

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((and plz if you got amazon prime 2-day is free))