Murder Manor
day two actually up!!
thug4lyfe
YAY
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hooray!!!!
decappytation
YOU ALL SAW NOTHING
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only we did and we all laughed at you for it
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never forget
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iceland, do you speak bird
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i have the evidence in my heart
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important questions here. how sentient is your bird
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Iceland is telling Apollo to ask puffin yes or no questions or math problems
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someone give that puffin a pen
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okay does someone want to write a summary
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wasn't sebastian going to share the results of the box thing??
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i kinda feel like we're all already on the same page as far as a summary goes right now, considering how we were all just sitting around talking about shipping.
Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴛᴏᴠᴇ
and box!
Ash!!1
all birds are terrible sob
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hooray it's a box
holy shipp
hostchaaaannn
dєтєcтïvє
LMAO OH MY GOD THE SUBJECT LINE
Blighty
Mods, does the box look the same general size and shape as the jewelry box?
decappytation
it's vaguely box shaped but there is no way even hella butler could have fixed up it perfectly
decappytation
but yeah it's a smallish box
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it's POSSIBLE it could be a mystery box, then? in theory
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or any other box
Blighty
sebastian failed us alas
Blighty
no just kidding
Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴛᴏᴠᴇ
yeah imagine it as like a box skeleton
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u tried, hella butler
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u tried
Blighty
Yeah I think the idea is it could be the mystery box
Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴛᴏᴠᴇ
there are chunks missing but it looks like it was probably a box
holy shipp
should i import my day 1 questions to day 2
Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴛᴏᴠᴇ
he'll never construct broken evidence for you again god!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#$wag
you hurt hella butler's feelings guys
holy shipp
what can we say sebastian that's
holy shipp
holy shipp
one hell of a fuckup
holy shipp
holy shipp
only kaoru and phoenix can truly groundplane
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i think it should
Blighty
apollo eating pollo
Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴛᴏᴠᴇ
oh mods would sebastian be able to tell the answer to chizuru's question... i assume no
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mr. puffin is kuzuryuu's new favorite
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he likes this bird, this is a good bird
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this is the most he has laughed, period
holy shipp
thank you for that top level title christy
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like not including his dumb little "hehs" that aren't actually laughter
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the animal abuser graveyard should just be us throwing their limbs at the electric fence
holy shipp
it's my dick in a box
holy shipp
my dick in a box guuuurl
Ash!!1
apollo's new rival is now a gd puffin
#$wag
no apollo there's no contest the puffin wins
holy shipp
um that was always his rival
holy shipp
fight for maya's affections
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apollo wishes he could be puffin's rival
#$wag
keep training apollo
Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴛᴏᴠᴇ
you are welcome i try and make references in all my subject titles
#$wag
maybe someday
Ash!!1
maybe he will challenge the puffin after the trial
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times I wish puffin could talk here
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puffin is very loud
Ash!!1
chords of steel challenge
Ash!!1
who can squawk the loudest!!!
Blighty
Does someone want to throw up a top-level to discuss the print and what it means?
Blighty
the footprint idea may be worth thinking about at least
Blighty
I've already done too many top-levels I think
holy shipp
hang on ill do it
holy shipp
gimme a min since I'm trying to fix a computer problem
Blighty
take your time!
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oh athena...
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damn it she's cute
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she
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nice
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if the puffin doesn't like her
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then the puffin has a bad attitude
Ash!!1
athena that puffin isn't worth it
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well he is a mafia puffin...
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it's personal now
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idk though puffin probably does like her more than apollo right at this moment
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she is worthy of puffin love
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but that's not hard right now
holy shipp
okay my comp is fixed
holy shipp
don't be jelly athena
Ash!!1
i'm sad abuse isn't allowed apollo would literally fight a puffin
Ash!!1
and lose
Ash!!1
but my gosh he wants to fight it
Blighty
apollo you're supposed to cross examine it
Blighty
not kill it
Ash!!1
do i look like phoenix wright to you
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why does apollo have a problem with birds btw this is hilarious
Ash!!1
cross examination with my FISTS
holy shipp
tbh even when phoenix crossexamined polly he was lke
holy shipp
"Maya you do it"
Ash!!1
lolol
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if athena had put that box back together
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it would have really been put back together
holy shipp
WHAT'S THE SAFE COMBINATION MR. PUFFIN
Ash!!1
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: there's a prosecutor that sends his hawk to attack the defense
Ash!!1
so he can't use his percieve ability in court
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ok but it's like, canon truth
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hawks aren't puffins okay wow don't be bird racist
Ash!!1
it's true athena could fix it
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haha i can't find the pictures but there's this case where
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they find like. two slabs of marble
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and she "puts them back together" into a statue of lady justice
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five purple cracked rocks
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puts them back together into a statute of gavin
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*statue
holy shipp
god
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FIVE ROCKS DO NOT A STATUE MAKE AA5!!!
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can i tell you that law school has ruined my ability to spell statue
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i never don't write statute
holy shipp
lame top level
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I was about to ask why gavin has a statue but actually that's not surprising
holy shipp
honestly i'm more wondering about phoenix having a statue
holy shipp
everyone thought he forged evidence for like 7 years???????
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they invited a famous defense attorney and a famous prosecutor to lecture at lawyer high school
holy shipp
and why not edgeworth esp since edgeworth is chief prosecutor
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and made statues of them
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and then smashed the statues
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phoenix was the famous defense attorney because ???
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gavin was the famous prosecutor because they forgot his band broke up
Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴛᴏᴠᴇ
to be fair sebastian does more ridiculous things than rebuilding boxes from scratch in canon but i'll assume they're demon powered the box is just him being neurotic
Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴛᴏᴠᴇ
he's the worst demon...
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but he also is an alum of the school so it makes sense
Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴛᴏᴠᴇ
so fussy
holy shipp
that school was really subtle about evidence forging it's true
holy shipp
THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS
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the school's motto was basically 'we forge evidence and don't even try to pretend we don't'
holy shipp
phoenix's seminar was just
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once i made apollo used forged evidence
holy shipp
LOLOLOLOL
holy shipp
good times
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phoenix didn't even watch the mock trial
Ash!!1
sob
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but yeah i have to admit the statue shenanigans are some of my favorite parts of the game as dumb as they are
Blighty
I will always remember the end of that case
holy shipp
bondage jokes
Blighty
It's the most memorable scene from that game for me somehow
holy shipp
case 2 was my face
holy shipp
*fave
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yeah haha it was really funny
holy shipp
localization team you tried so hard
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see i liked the plot of case 2 but mechanically i found it really grating
holy shipp
case 3 annoyed me a lot though so i can't say i have any love for it
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whereas case 3 had an obnoxious plot but had fun stuff to do
holy shipp
by the time they got to the bondage jokes i was like can it be over pls
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i hate all the 'proof of friendship' and drama and end justifies the means stuff but i still really love the case itself
Blighty
I really enjoyed Case 3 the three students were really 'ugh you guys are so annoying' at first and then at the end I was actually a little touched
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i did wind up liking them yeah
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i liked that the love triangle was a fake out
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and the 'confession' was really hugh confessing he's a giant loser but still wants to be friends
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i like robin when i just pretend the things that annoy me about her don't exist
Ash!!1
lol robin
holy shipp
i only love scuttlebutt
holy shipp
everyone else can go
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i actually like, honestly adore hugh
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because i have a thing for the character type he's mocking
decappytation
case 3 is just like the ultimate high school anime case lmfao i loved it because it was so cheesy and cliche
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anyway thinking of the case overall rather than plot
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my favorite case is actually turnabout reclaimed
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kaoru how can you not know about chopn
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he was totally around in the 1800's
#$wag
i apologize for kaoru's life
holy shipp
athena i need you
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yes where why
holy shipp
gang up on Apollo with Maya
Blighty
making a thread for comparing shoes to the porch railing useful or should we just handwave something?
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oh but
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if he stops then
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the puffin might like him more
holy shipp
athena what's more important to you
holy shipp
tormenting Apollo
holy shipp
or not tormenting Apollo
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the puffin
holy shipp
also apollo and mr. puffin are bitter rival
holy shipp
s
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she already got apollo to admit he's a girlfriendless cat biter ok
holy shipp
FOR LIFE
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she's done her job
holy shipp
mr. puffin should wear tissue around his eye
holy shipp
to make fun of Apollo
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hahahah oh no
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get bandages from the med kit
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puffin would wear it better
Ash!!1
omg
holy shipp
omfg athena
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apollo............
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lawyers...
Ash!!1
i don't think apollo's done one useful thnig this trial
Ash!!1
but i am happy nonetheless
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how tall are the porch railings?
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what if it's just like a leg mark and the killer is one of the shorties
holy shipp
Mel Mel
holy shipp
i'm going somewhere important with this
Blighty
Examine everyone's legs for porch grime!
Blighty
Feferi you know what you must do
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rub everyone's legs to see if they're covering up grime with makeup
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we have all the suspects' keys now so SHOE TEST
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wighty i think it's ok to handwave the results but
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cappy should give them
holy shipp
i told u i was going somewhere important with this
Blighty
massage everyone's thighs
Blighty
isn't iceland 5 billion dollars in debt though
Blighty
why are you stealing his gold maya
holy shipp
it's important evidence
holy shipp
she'll add it to the court record
holy shipp
her specific court record
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something was wiped
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DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN
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decappytation
how tall are the porch railings?
Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴛᴏᴠᴇ
someone smell/lick it
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no one lick it
Ash!!1
lick it!!
dєтєcтïvє
DO NOT LICK THE RAILING
dєтєcтïvє
it's dirty and you'll probably just get sick and puke on poor sebastian again
thug4lyfe
If someone licks it and gets sick can they be sick on Sebastian
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idk the height in feet
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they're tall! on the first floor especially
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an average sized person couldn't just step over they'd have to pull themselves over
Blighty
Glinda will sniff it for chloroform don't worry
Blighty
and be sick on sebastian
decappytation
i'm on the phone rn i'll get to mod tags when i'm off
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Jeopardy Theme Song
Blighty
I highly doubt it will smell like chloroform so discuss here
Blighty
Gonna run for a bit
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o/
dєтєcтïvє
i feel like somebody brought this up earlier but i think i may have missed the answer...does the mystery box always take the form of a jewelry box?
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okay i'm here now!
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what mod things need answering?
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if the mysterious wiped off spot smells like chloroform
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nope!
Blighty
no visible traces of blood I'm sure
decappytation
nope!
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does the rest of the railing say "ka___u is the killer"?