moved!!
I suddenly want to write a dungeons and dragons crossover/au fic for dead asians....
moved!!
it gets funnier if they experience the game setting in first person but still have to roll dice and whatnot
moved!!
like each one of them probably has a dice ball. like a dice in a floating transparent crystal ball around them
moved!!
especially when someone rolls a critical hit or a critical failure
moved!!
that would be fucking hilarious
moved!!
'hey but if we could just jump over this bridge without the - OH FUCK THE DICE BALL IS ROLLING AGIN MISSION ABORT ABORT'
moved!!
> hanbei rolls a 20!
moved!!
> CRITICAL HIT
Santastic
A natural one. Good job you.
moved!!
> flies over the bridge out of the forest and lands on a cliff
moved!!
then the party spends three days trying to rescue him
moved!!
also kanbei trying to use his dice ball as a magic ball all the time when he's drowsy or drunk
moved!!
all the fucking time
moved!!
it ends up conjuring stupid probabilities
moved!!
> suddenly amplifies the probability of raining fish to 70%
moved!!
> probability if losing all your money to a space time glitch inside hammerspace: 50%
moved!!
> probability of mushrooms turning I to lion-breathing potions: 94%
moved!!
'KANBEI, YOU NEED TO FUCKING STOP'
moved!!
don't even get me started about character classes...
moved!!
moved!!
ginchiyo being the only fully promoted warrior
which is a male-only class
(muneshige is in a unisex class, he is embarrassed)
moved!!
Kai complaining about being shafted into a shifter class
she turns into a werebear
everyone runs away
moved!!
everyone thinks Nobunaga is apparently the antagonist but it turns out he's also a player
moved!!
they bust into his castle all like WE GOT U NOBUBAGA and then he's just sitting there reading poetically with a crystall dice ball floating next to him
moved!!
'sup. you guys want some tea?'
moved!!
temptation to use fire emblem classes for this
HORSE SHIT
oh my god
HORSE SHIT
i'm in tears
moved!!
write it with me
HORSE SHIT
i have no time, jackass!!!
moved!!
hanbei probably had a special class all of his own
HORSE SHIT
i do want a D&D meme though
moved!!
everyone else has regular fire emblem / DND classes
HORSE SHIT
what special class??? 'dying slowly from illness'??????
moved!!
Nobunaga had the demon king class
moved!!
no
he gets
helicopter
HORSE SHIT
the strategist just get the lame old Tactician class
HORSE SHIT
fuck goddammit
moved!!
it's funnier because no one knows what the word means
moved!!
they just assume it's some European term or foreign eleven magical secret heir class
moved!!
and then when they travel to the steampunk city they learn that it actually means flying machine
moved!!
which probably explains why hanbei can only equip compasses.... and like close to 0 armor
moved!!
this is like melodies of life
except on crack
HORSE SHIT
n o
HORSE SHIT
why
moved!!
'I can't believe everyone thought you were a lost elf prince'
moved!!
'KANBEI YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THE - OH FUCK ITS THE FISHSTORM AGAIN'
moved!!
'well at least Kai gets food?'
moved!!
'I am going to maul you'
HORSE SHIT
you have to kill Nagamasa to advance the plot, no matter what
HORSE SHIT
it's okay he comes back later
moved!!
as what
moved!!
his starting class is probably cavalier...
HORSE SHIT
he just. comes back. out of nowhere. this is d&d
moved!!
no promotions or class changes?
HORSE SHIT
he could promote to like extremely law classes something else later
moved!!
paladin
moved!!
this is just like a really bad mashup of fe and dnd
moved!!
oh god what if there are skill activations
moved!!
and fourth wall lamp shading everywhere
moved!!
shove the word 'koei' everywhere as an acronym
moved!!
WHAT IF THE WHOLE CONTINENT IS CALLED KOEILAND
HORSE SHIT
stop
moved!!
blue rose.
Most lawful class? Probably paladin and cleric.
moved!!
mash then up with FE and you get... crusader...
moved!!
which is a lance + staff class
can dismount
= male falcon knight LOL
a green cat
HELICOPTER
a green cat
i'm crying
a green cat
why is it always kanbei (as it should be)
moved!!
nyoom
a green cat
Nyoom.
moved!!
'hanbei get out of the closet'
moved!!
'no'
'don't make me rain fish on you'
'no you dONT UNDERSTAND COME BERE AND HAVE A LOOK'
moved!!
'I THIBK I FOUND A PORTAL TO CANDYWORLD'
'THERE ARE UNICORNS'
moved!!
what :/
moved!!
and then everyone just stares
moved!!
there are unicorns. coming out of the closet.
moved!!
hanbei what have you done
a green cat
it's hanbei so they're probably miniscule unicorns
a green cat
what class is the cat hat
moved!!
also like all the special classes hanbei doesn't promote.... but he's the only guy who can fly without a mount or magic so....
moved!!
gyoubu is probably a Mage class...
moved!!
he starts off as either mage or cleric. probably cleric
moved!!
it's irony because he can't heal himself... since leprosy isn't a status ailment...
his dice is blue
a green cat
that sounds remarkably normal for this universe...
moved!!
when he promotes he does so into the sage class = offensive and defensive/support magic capability
moved!!
gobu is relatively normal weapon- wise
hanbei is a special case... so is oichi and like half the women but that's not the point
moved!!
gobu's side story arc probably involves him getting dragged around by the kinki trio
moved!!
and... he probably encounters that situation where you heal a zombie and they take damage
moved!!
also his starting latent ability is temperance
moved!!
yknow what it does?
moved!!
it renders him impervious to weather/environment changes
moved!!
that means not only is the inside of his shirt at constant temperature
he is also waterproof
a green cat
IMPERVIOUS TO THE FLOW
moved!!
waterproof
moved!!
now imagine someone trying the water bucket on door trick in him
he just stares...
a green cat
.......lm;aksdjfsdf
a green cat
i seem to remember
a green cat
in tumblr rp or something you were very insistent on drowning gyoubu
a green cat
what now.
moved!!
hey that isn't a weather change
it's an active magic spell
moved!!
that being said he probably had very high magic resistance
moved!!
hey what if he promotes to seer at third tier class... and walks on water...
moved!!
everyone gains really funny abilities
a green cat
this all seems like it would make an amazing comic series
a green cat
but what dark forces do we have to sacrifice to to make that happen
moved!!
my sanity
(if I do choose to write it)
moved!!
also it's kind of funny since all the strategists have different classes
hanbei is a helicopter
kanbei is a dark mage
motonari is a scholar (bows and staves)
only takakage is an actual strategist
a green cat
that is the power of the floof.
moved!!
in fire emblem the tactician class (it's strategist in Japanese) uses swords and tomes so.... hahahhahahaha.....
a green cat
perction
a green cat
PERFECTION
moved!!
motonari isn't in the party at first
so it's just the other three wandering around
then they find motonari in the city wandering around inside the library which is secretly a labyrinth
moved!!
'but dad.... I thought... you're dead...???????'
moved!!
'lol I dunno'
moved!!
moved!!
you have to kill nagamasa to advance the plot but he comes back
a green cat
beautiful
moved!!
also if he pairs up with oichi they're unstoppable
she's a dancer which means she buffs people to inane levels by dancing
and they have a max support bond level so that goes through the roof
moved!!
also, Nobunaga and tea
moved!!
a green cat
the dangers of tea are vastly underestimated
a green cat
hisahide should be really tea as well
moved!!
he can't promote either but his class, demon king, has insane stats
moved!!
hisahide starts as a thief class UGLY LAUGHTER... he then promotes to assassin which isn't that bad I guess
a green cat
that is v v v appropriate
moved!!
his latent ability probably sucks... he summons spiders. even when he doesn't want to summon them. they follow him around everywhere. a l l h a I l t h e o v e r l o r d
moved!!
imagine all the spiders congregating in front of him and going 'ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooh'
moved!!
and he's just like why
a green cat
that is
a green cat
that is deeply beautiful
a green cat
and also, why you shouldn't dress like a halloween store
moved!!
because soentimes having a billion not very smart minions isn't a good thing
they get in your tea
a green cat
true tragedy
moved!!
I'm sorry hisahide
moved!!
ok I will probably write it just for the hilarity but what is time
a green cat
one thing at a time eventually it will all get done
moved!!
someday... some day...
and now I need to go out shopping
good night sherry I will be back when you're long asleep
a green cat
alrighty have fun!
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