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God I'm writing a personality section for Sam Vimes and I can just...keep going

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I'm up to like paragraph five but there's still so much to cover

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god bless complex characters

big juicy
I wrote up a lot more on Valerie than i expected, yeah

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i'm at five paragraphs with her but now i'm like NO WAIT, I CAN ADD MORE THOUGH

Villain
She seems like an interesting character from what I've seen of her through you

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Her deal is like, she's a snotty rich kid who loses her family fortune because of something Danny did and has to deal with being poor all of the sudden?

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Who then becomes a ghost hunter with equipment from shady sources so she can get revenge on Danny Phantom while dating Danny Fenton and not realizing they're the same person?

big juicy
yeah

Villain
That is pretty cool

big juicy
she also breaks up with Danny Fenton because she doesn't want him getting hurt because of her secret ghsot hunting gig

Villain
aaaaawkwaaaaaard

big juicy
basically, she thinks she's the exact same hero Danny is

big juicy
and you could literally make an entirely separate parallel show about Valerie's life as a teen hero fighting against her arch-enemy Danny Phantom, and it would be just as great.

big juicy
(i really want this show, no lie. i wish that show could exist.)

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I...think I'm going to quietly not think too hard about Vimes as a racist

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because the only way to translate that over from canon is to make him actually be like "Damn those sneaky mexicans"

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the thing about vimes is that he pretty much deals with everyone at the same level

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which even if he's equally critical of all other ethnicities is not something I want to do

Villain
That is a better way to look at it

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he CALLS himself racist

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but really isn't

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he doesn't think mexicans are sneaky or mistrustful, he thinks humans are

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and metahumans aren't any better

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but he is more likely to say the same thing about everyone than to pick on one group unless that group is giving him the hardest time at that moment

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Okay let's see

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Got the darkness within

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Got the hatred of the rich

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Got the history of aloholism

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Got the difference between smoothing the system along and offering briges

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bribes*

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I......think I'm good

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Seven paragraphs

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now THAT is a personality section

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oh wait I forgot VAMPIRES

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yeah the only creature that he actually hates

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no

Villain
he also hates the rich

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they're a creature

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yeah that is true

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and rich vampires are the worst of all

Villain
Most vampires ARE riche

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rich

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Vampires are, like, super aristocrats

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that eat people

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Jingo sums up Vimes' racism pretty well

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like, he'll leap to the assumption that the klatchian restauranters don't actually speak morporkian when most of them actually grew up in the city

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but he's never, like, intentionally racist and he's a good guy

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he just has those subconscious attitudes that creep in sometimes

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it's a pretty good representation of the average human being I think