lol I burned myself half an hour ago and it's only starting to hurt now

I completely forgot about it until this moment

no I'm a manly man I can handle the pain

/cries gently and sucks thumb

if you have aloe vera, that might help.

no I deserve my pain

for stupidly reaching into an oven without protection

ey, who doesn't want to touch a hot thing

You should always wear protection.